ieatcrayonz Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 What if every Canadian male got a gift from the government on his 12th birthday? A vasectomy. The initial cost would be large, but the real dollar savings long term would be staggering. In addition, the world wide societal benefits would make the discovery of fire and landing a man on the moon look like a baby first saying "da-da". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 This would be a boon to border towns like Buffalo, Detroit, and Seattle when parents send their kids across the border for two reasons Better quality care Waiting rooms that play music by somebody other than Celine Dion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted March 12, 2012 Author Share Posted March 12, 2012 This would be a boon to border towns like Buffalo, Detroit, and Seattle when parents send their kids across the border for two reasons Better quality care Waiting rooms that play music by somebody other than Celine Dion Actually the plan has re-distributed 75% of Canadian doctors to only perform vasectomies. The remaining 25% do all the other stuff. This way no kid has to wait past his birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Actually the plan has re-distributed 75% of Canadian doctors to only perform vasectomies. The remaining 25% do all the other stuff. This way no kid has to wait past his birthday. I think you need celebrity sponsorship to really get this moving. "Thank you for watching The Price Is Right, I'm Drew Carey, and always remember to spay and neuter your Canadians!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Actually the plan has re-distributed 75% of Canadian doctors to only perform vasectomies. The remaining 25% do all the other stuff. This way no kid has to wait past his birthday. You usually come up with such good ideas that I'm surprised you didn't catch the phalicy of your scheme, in which you only got it half right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted March 12, 2012 Author Share Posted March 12, 2012 You usually come up with such good ideas that I'm surprised you didn't catch the phalicy of your scheme, in which you only got it half right. If you're talking about Canadian broads they tend to be their own best birth control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 You usually come up with such good ideas that I'm surprised you didn't catch the phalicy of your scheme, in which you only got it half right. LOL.............was that joke on purpose ? . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 If you're talking about Canadian broads they tend to be their own best birth control. Not the ones I met in Niagara Falls. LOL.............was that joke on purpose ? . I know how to spell fallacy. I just wondered if any of you knuckleheads would get it. Speaking of knuckleheads, follow the shoutbox sometime when those idiots attempt to get off the subject of sports. It's like DIN and Fatty had a combined family reunion today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted March 12, 2012 Author Share Posted March 12, 2012 Not the ones I met in Niagara Falls. They import those from Eastern Europe. Ask yourself this: Is she better looking than Celine Dion? If the answer is yes then she is not a Canadian because Celine Dion is the #1 Canadian sex symbol of all time. I do not see the logic of spaying Canadian broads any more than I see the logic in putting a vault door in front of a jet engine. Nobody in their right mind would walk into it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 They import those from Eastern Europe. Ask yourself this: Is she better looking than Celine Dion? If the answer is yes then she is not a Canadian because Celine Dion is the #1 Canadian sex symbol of all time. I do not see the logic of spaying Canadian broads any more than I see the logic in putting a vault door in front of a jet engine. Nobody in their right mind would walk into it anyway. If Canadian woman are so bad then why bother snipping Canadian boys? Now if you are saying Canadian boys are attractive enough to have to snip then that's another story. Me thinks you might protesteth too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted March 12, 2012 Author Share Posted March 12, 2012 If Canadian woman are so bad then why bother snipping Canadian boys? Now if you are saying Canadian boys are attractive enough to have to snip then that's another story. Me thinks you might protesteth too much. You're reaching. Reacharounding is more like it. Anyway Canadian boys have instincts like any other human or nearly human. And Canadian broads are the only ones around. And that begets more Canadians and the next thing you know we are trading our best running back to Seattle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 You're reaching. Reacharounding is more like it. Anyway Canadian boys have instincts like any other human or nearly human. And Canadian broads are the only ones around. And that begets more Canadians and the next thing you know we are trading our best running back to Seattle. I knew "Beef Moe!" had to make it into this thread somehow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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