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Suspicious coconut shuts down MD courthouse


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"...when he saw a coconut, which appeared to be cut down the center and pieced back together..."

 

In other words...a coconut.

 

God, people are idiots.

 

I understand their concern. Have you seen the shrapnel those things kick out when they blow?

 

Yeah....neither have I.

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I understand their concern. Have you seen the shrapnel those things kick out when they blow?

 

Yeah....neither have I.

 

They're very tough and fibrous...not a lot of shrapnel, just a couple of really big pieces.

 

 

I'm sensing a Mythbusters episode... :devil:

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Get on with it.

perhaps it was an african coconut

You guys dropped the coconut with those replies, here's the rest of the sequence...

 

1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?

King Arthur: I'm not interested!

Second Swallow-Savvy Guard: It could be carried by an African swallow.

King Arthur: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?

1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Oh yeah, an African swallow, maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.

Second Swallow-Savvy Guard: But then the African swallow's not migratory...

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