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I think you meant 11 of your relatives died. Not all were actually ancestors

 

They could have been. Maybe it's eleven of his great-great-grandparents.

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All well and good, but weren't folks supposed to be watching for the unexpected? Shouldn't there have been an abandon ship earlier? Shouldn't there have been more lifeboats? Shouldn't an SOS been sent earlier? Sounds like there is a lot of human error to account for the disaster. The moon may have put the bergs where they weren't supposed to be, but there should have been steps in place to locate them.

I'm not certain but weren't there radio transmissions from other ships warning the Titanic of icebergs?

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I think you meant 11 of your relatives died. Not all were actually ancestors

 

Nah, the Sages are notoriously inbred. It's always tough to say exactly whose sperm and whose egg engendered whom, so we refer to them all as "ancestor".

 

:ph34r:

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All well and good, but weren't folks supposed to be watching for the unexpected? Shouldn't there have been an abandon ship earlier? Shouldn't there have been more lifeboats? Shouldn't an SOS been sent earlier?

lets leave the "should haves" to someone with some expertise in that area ;)

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All well and good, but weren't folks supposed to be watching for the unexpected? Shouldn't there have been an abandon ship earlier? Shouldn't there have been more lifeboats? Shouldn't an SOS been sent earlier? Sounds like there is a lot of human error to account for the disaster. The moon may have put the bergs where they weren't supposed to be, but there should have been steps in place to locate them.

I'm not certain but weren't there radio transmissions from other ships warning the Titanic of icebergs?

 

It's all Taft's fault. Mincing around the White House lawn and distracted us by getting us involved in two illegal wars, that disaster never would have happened.

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Reminds me of a hypothetical/theological type discussion I had with somebody awhile back.

 

Maybe God sank the Titanic because there was somebody on that ship that if left to live would have become somebody worse than Hitler or Stalin. To pull that one thread out of the tapestry of the Universe meant ripping out the other 1500.

Well Rose's boyfriend sure was a prick. Maybe it was gonna be him.

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Well Rose's boyfriend sure was a prick. Maybe it was gonna be him.

 

Well, he did think he was "King of the World." So it's probably a good thing God drowned is megalomaniacal ass.

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Well, he did think he was "King of the World." So it's probably a good thing God drowned is megalomaniacal ass.

Her other boyfriend is the one I was talking about but you actually have a point about that.

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Well Rose's boyfriend sure was a prick. Maybe it was gonna be him.

But didn't he buy his way onto one of the lifeboats?

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But didn't he buy his way onto one of the lifeboats?

Oh crap. We're screwed. He must be old so I'm sure it is either Soros, Murdoch or possibly Wilford Brimley.

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