Justice Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 I finally had my house all to myself this weekend. No Kids. No wife. No one. I forgot how nice it is to have some time away from everybody without leaving the house, because this happens about as often as the lunar eclipse! I sat home and watched "Breaking Bad" all day yesterday. My friend kept telling me to watch BB, but I never really had the chance. What a great show! Good story line and great acting. To all you married men or even to the guys with live-in girlfriends, how often do you get your house to yourself and what do you do when that finally happens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 The wife left you alone without a Honey Do list? She's a keeper, never let he go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corp000085 Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Last time this happened was 3 and a half years ago. Wife pulled a Thursday-Sunday up north and left me alone with our dog. It was a glorious time. I drank and listened to music for 3 straight days in the solitude of my house. Now that we have a kid, this won't happen again for a very long time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justice Posted March 4, 2012 Author Share Posted March 4, 2012 The wife left you alone without a Honey Do list? She's a keeper, never let he go. No honey do's! LOl!! Just me, my take out dinner, and my plasma TV. No noise, no questions, no diaper changes, nothing!!! It was magnificent!! Now I know how the other side lives! LOL! But I wouldn't swap lives with the single guys. I'm almost 40. I wouldn't even know where to begin. Last time this happened was 3 and a half years ago. Wife pulled a Thursday-Sunday up north and left me alone with our dog. It was a glorious time. I drank and listened to music for 3 straight days in the solitude of my house. Now that we have a kid, this won't happen again for a very long time Three and a half years? Good god, man!! The only alone time you get is in the restroom, huh? LOL!! I don't even get that!! My wife will talk to be on the other side of the door when I'm doing my business. I feel you, man, it's pretty rare for me too, but when it finally happens it is truly glorious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Cubed Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Every 3 weeks my wife gets her nails done and I get about 2-3 hours of the house to myself. I use that time to watch the shows she doesn't like or listen to music she doesn't like. It's bliss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Be honest....did u wear pants while she was gone? No honey do's! LOl!! Just me, my take out dinner, and my plasma TV. No noise, no questions, no diaper changes, nothing!!! It was magnificent!! Now I know how the other side lives! LOL! But I wouldn't swap lives with the single guys. I'm almost 40. I wouldn't even know where to begin. Three and a half years? Good god, man!! The only alone time you get is in the restroom, huh? LOL!! I don't even get that!! My wife will talk to be on the other side of the door when I'm doing my business. I feel you, man, it's pretty rare for me too, but when it finally happens it is truly glorious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Be honest....did u wear pants while she was gone? It certainly doesn't sound like he wears pants when she's there. Zing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justice Posted March 4, 2012 Author Share Posted March 4, 2012 Be honest....did u wear pants while she was gone? Boxers and wife beater with house shoes! Lol!! It certainly doesn't sound like he wears pants when she's there. Zing! I know when to wear them and when not to! Lol!! Every man should learn how and when to drop the hammer and when they can't. Pick your spots! Use a brownie point system! Build up plenty of brownie points right before football season and then use them up every Sunday, Monday, and now Thursday!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Boxers and wife beater with house shoes! Lol!! I know when to wear them and when not to! Lol!! Every man should learn how and when to drop the hammer and when they can't. Pick your spots! Use a brownie point system! Build up plenty of brownie points right before football season and then use them up every Sunday, Monday, and now Thursday!! The evidence proves otherwise: http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g59/qtpipit44/Other/fat.jpg#fat%20man%20thong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Oh dear god. I just vomited! The evidence proves otherwise: http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g59/qtpipit44/Other/fat.jpg#fat%20man%20thong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 How come you did not go out looking for women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 I did that last night. My roommate was going out meeting up with some friends, they wanted me to come, I told them i was sick and sat here watched star wars then the sabers game, Nothing better than having the place to yourself for few hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 My wife takes my son to visit her father in Germany for two weeks every year, and I get to stay behind because of work. Alternately, I take a few weekend trips with my son each year so my wife can have the house to herself once in a while. While this is easier to do with one child, I highly recommend you each do it a couple of times a year. Take the kids and let the other one have the house for the weekend. Time alone is fine, but time alone at home is a completely different animal. Not to mention, I truly dig my getaway trips with my boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 If Ed's wife ever leaves the house, he may post on here again someday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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