Chef Jim Posted July 6, 2012 Author Share Posted July 6, 2012 Critical Mass? lololololol. I dont know of any cyclist that likes or participates in Critical Mass. In fact, cyclists despise it for the same reasons everyone else does. Its OWS on bicycles. Literally. But nice try though. Oh...speaking of ghey clothing.....is the pink ascott you wear to the winery on Saturday nights out of the cleaners yet? And do you set up your pretty polka dot blanket on the vinyard lawn while you pontifcate about how you can taste "hints of chocolate over your tounge?" Ohhh.....how maaaanly that is! Oh....MADONNA. It's the participants in critical mass that I despise. I'm not so pissed at the spandex army (though I am seeing a lot of them since moving to the East Bay). The smug bastards that commute in the city via bike and disregard all rules of the highway are exactly who participate in critical mass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 I had one yesterday who was riding in the bike lane and decided to no look pass another biker. She cut over right in front of me, but was lucky that I was actually paying attention and hit the brakes fast enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Critical Mass? lololololol. I dont know of any cyclist that likes or participates in Critical Mass. In fact, cyclists despise it for the same reasons everyone else does. Its OWS on bicycles. Literally. But nice try though. Oh...speaking of ghey clothing.....is the pink ascott you wear to the winery on Saturday nights out of the cleaners yet? And do you set up your pretty polka dot blanket on the vinyard lawn while you pontifcate about how you can taste "hints of chocolate over your tounge?" Ohhh.....how maaaanly that is! Oh....MADONNA. Nice one! I'll give you a B+ for effort and creativity. By the way what does OWS stand for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 7, 2012 Author Share Posted July 7, 2012 By th way what does OWS stand for? Our Weenies Shrink. It's a spandex thing I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RkFast Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 (edited) So Jim and FSD...is this how you dress? So MANLY!!!!! http://www.adobenido.../04/costume.gif Be sure to describe how the "long chocolate rod like tannins roll around your tounge and the back of your throat." Oh...Jimmy and FSD...one more thing.... When youre out there in the fancy vineyard with your white short shorts and pink collared shirt letting things roll around your tounge and mouth. When youre done sipping your pretty rose...You GOTTA let us know... DO YOU SPIT OR SWALLOW? Edited July 7, 2012 by RkFast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 7, 2012 Author Share Posted July 7, 2012 So Jim and FSD...is this how you dress? So MANLY!!!!! http://www.adobenido.../04/costume.gif Be sure to describe how the "long chocolate rod like tannins roll around your tounge and the back of your throat." Oh...Jimmy and FSD...one more thing.... When youre out there in the fancy vineyard with your white short shorts and pink collared shirt letting things roll around your tounge and mouth. When youre done sipping your pretty rose...You GOTTA let us know... DO YOU SPIT OR SWALLOW? You know, you're really bad at this. WTF are you babbling about?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 You know, you're really bad at this. WTF are you babbling about?? I think he's trying to reference a wine tasting. And yes, doing a terrible job at it. He's probably upset that he couldn't make as many people late for work, seeing how today's Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Bikers and people at the "rainbow parade" both wear leather jackets and chaps, not cycling shorts, my friend. Just remember.....when you guys were all watching the Super Bowl this past year beating your chests drinking your Schlitz with your faded Jim Kelly jersey on your chest talking about how 'manly' you are......you also were all attending a MADONNA CONCERT. There us NOTHING you can say that changes that. Nothing. I win. What's so bad about madonna? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Critical Mass? lololololol. I dont know of any cyclist that likes or participates in Critical Mass. In fact, cyclists despise it for the same reasons everyone else does. Its OWS on bicycles. Literally. But nice try though. Oh...speaking of ghey clothing.....is the pink ascott you wear to the winery on Saturday nights out of the cleaners yet? And do you set up your pretty polka dot blanket on the vinyard lawn while you pontifcate about how you can taste "hints of chocolate over your tounge?" Ohhh.....how maaaanly that is! Oh....MADONNA. Funny. But again nothing wrong with Madonna. Except never really liked, "Like a prayer" By the way I thought wine tasting = free samples and to laugh at the guys in pink ascotts laying down pretty polka dot blankets. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 What's so bad about madonna? She did a Superbowl halftime show, which proves that everyone else is gayer than he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 So Jim and FSD...is this how you dress? So MANLY!!!!! http://www.adobenido.../04/costume.gif Be sure to describe how the "long chocolate rod like tannins roll around your tounge and the back of your throat." Oh...Jimmy and FSD...one more thing.... When youre out there in the fancy vineyard with your white short shorts and pink collared shirt letting things roll around your tounge and mouth. When youre done sipping your pretty rose...You GOTTA let us know... DO YOU SPIT OR SWALLOW? Ughhhh. She did a Superbowl halftime show, which proves that everyone else is gayer than he is. Just like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 So Jim and FSD...is this how you dress? So MANLY!!!!! http://www.adobenido.../04/costume.gif Be sure to describe how the "long chocolate rod like tannins roll around your tounge and the back of your throat." Oh...Jimmy and FSD...one more thing.... When youre out there in the fancy vineyard with your white short shorts and pink collared shirt letting things roll around your tounge and mouth. When youre done sipping your pretty rose...You GOTTA let us know... DO YOU SPIT OR SWALLOW? This is a pure regression. Your back to the infantile amateur status. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Watching Tour De France Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Watching The Tour... Is that like watching paint dry? :-P ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Watching The Tour... Is that like watching paint dry? :-P ;-) Yes, but with more prima donnas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Yes, but with more prima donnas. Had it on in the background yesterday morning while doing some work. It was interesting listening to the commentators talk about how the young riders need to learn to respect the older riders and not do stupid things like, oh I don't know, pass the older riders and try to win that leg?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 LOL... JJ's comment. Cycling is so comical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 I was up in Northwest Ohio, pretty flat if you did not know and I was out in the more rural part in an area called Berkey. A spandexed Lance Armstrong comes flying by at a red light at a popular intersection between townships. He blows the light then pulls out of the bike lane again and rides in the traffic lane. Well, me being in a mood to remind him where trucks drive I got right where I need to be to lay on the accelerator and did so laying coal right in his pathway and face. He did not like this disapproving with a finger, but anyone who knows the Toledo area knows there is just a sense of entitlement among its western suburbs that is annoying. **coal is when you push out the thick diesel exhaust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 Any of you guys in this video? http://en.video.canoe.tv/video/comedy/latest-viral-videos/1906868833/driver-clearly-doesnt-like-people-on-bikes/1851752002001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 Any of you guys in this video? http://en.video.cano...s/1851752002001 If I was on the bike I would have pulled over on the side of the road to either kick that guys ass if he stopped or to have him continue on his merry way and out of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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