\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2012/02/heights_woman_charged_with_usi.html
Bigfatbillsfan Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2012/02/heights_woman_charged_with_usi.html How do you know she was a member of PETA?
John Adams Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 Lots of crazy people in the world. She's one.
DC Tom Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 How do you know she was a member of PETA? Good point. I did some looking, and found nothing that links her to PETA. Plus...she's demonstrated a level of coherence and direction that's far and beyond the usual "It's inhumane to cage chickens without giving the classical music to listen to" and "Fish have feelings and a rich family life" nonsense that PETA usually spews.
John Adams Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 Good point. I did some looking, and found nothing that links her to PETA. I don't know who's crazier: Her or you for researching her.
DC Tom Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 I don't know who's crazier: Her or you for researching her. It's five minutes out of my day. And if she was a member of PETA, that means I get to have a cheeseburger today, so I had some personal motivation.
Jauronimo Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 It's five minutes out of my day. And if she was a member of PETA, that means I get to have a cheeseburger today, so I had some personal motivation. Can you please clarify the rules regarding cheeseburger consumption, how they relate to PETA, the criteria for supersizing, and where the hell these rules came from?
DC Tom Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 Can you please clarify the rules regarding cheeseburger consumption, how they relate to PETA, the criteria for supersizing, and where the hell these rules came from? Simple: when PETA does or says something blisteringly stupid, I get to have a cheeseburger. The rule comes from me, because it's my rule. The criteria are: if I think whatever PETA does is stupid. It's not rocket surgery.
IDBillzFan Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 Simple: when PETA does or says something blisteringly stupid, I get to have a cheeseburger. Man, that's a lot of cheeseburgers.
Chef Jim Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 Simple: when PETA does or says something blisteringly stupid, I get to have a cheeseburger. The rule comes from me, because it's my rule. The criteria are: if I think whatever PETA does is stupid. It's not rocket surgery. You know I love cheeseburgers but I also value my health. So can we fit a grilled tortured chicken sandwich in the rules someplace?
Alaska Darin Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 Another case of "because she's not hot, someone else in the world needs to suffer." You never see hot chics hiring someone to kill a fur wearer - probably because someone is willing to buy a hot chic a fur.
DC Tom Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 Man, that's a lot of cheeseburgers. About one a week.
UConn James Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 Man, that's a lot of cheeseburgers. Maybe Mike Mularky's buyin'.
Koko78 Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 Simple: when PETA does or says something blisteringly stupid, I get to have a cheeseburger. The rule comes from me, because it's my rule. The criteria are: if I think whatever PETA does is stupid. It's not rocket surgery. Cheese is murder, you bastard. You should be ashamed at enjoying the senseless subjugation, slavery and death of all the bacteria used by those curding bastards to produce cheese. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to finish eating my steak.
/dev/null Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 Cheese is murder, you bastard. You should be ashamed at enjoying the senseless subjugation, slavery and death of all the bacteria used by those curding bastards to produce cheese. No justice no cheese!
DC Tom Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 You know I love cheeseburgers but I also value my health. So can we fit a grilled tortured chicken sandwich in the rules someplace? You're perfectly welcome to make your own rule. I choose cheeseburgers because your average hamburger represents the death of some 40,000 head of cattle. But as long as it represents the death of an animal, I'm good with it. I also make sure to wear my python-skin boots and leather jacket.
IDBillzFan Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 No justice no cheese! PETA lied, cheese died!
Bigfatbillsfan Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 Good point. I did some looking, and found nothing that links her to PETA. Plus...she's demonstrated a level of coherence and direction that's far and beyond the usual "It's inhumane to cage chickens without giving the classical music to listen to" and "Fish have feelings and a rich family life" nonsense that PETA usually spews. Yeah, she's way more in touch with reallity than anyone with PETA. :-)
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