Chef Jim Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Little known fact: Adolf Hitler's father, Alois Hitler, was born out-of-wedlock as Alois Schicklgruber. When he was forty, his father came forward and claimed parentage, and Alois Schicklgruber's name was officially changed to Alois Hitler. Ten years later little Adolf was born as Adolf Hitler. If l'il Adolf's grandfather never comes forward, he's born Adolf Schicklgruber. Now just try to imagine crowds of tens of thousands of people thronging the Reichs Chancellery or a Nuremburg party rally, all with their hands in the air, shouting rapturously "Heil, Schicklgrueber! Heil!" Never would have happened. And all because one 84 year old deadbeat for some inexplicable reason decided to make a paternity claim for a 40-year old bastard. "No thank you. Fifteen is my limit on Schicklgruber." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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