IDBillzFan Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Blasphemous A little Valentine role play goes sideways. But ya gotta hand it to the girl for being a team player. A couple in Portland, Ore., was arrested on Tuesday and charged with disorderly conduct after police responded to a report of a car with a naked woman bound in the back and duct tape covering her mouth, according to a police report. A witness told police a young man in his 20s was seen driving a car out of a parking lot with a tied-up woman who “seemed hazy,” the report says. The witness also told police the man said they “were just having some fun.” At least nine police cars then fanned out across the area, looking for the vehicle described as a blue Subaru Legacy.
DC Tom Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 I'm rather surprised that's an arrestable offense. Must be some sort of "Well, we've got to charge them with SOMETHING, otherwise we just look like dipshits" decision by the cops.
LeviF Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 I'm rather surprised that's an arrestable offense. Must be some sort of "Well, we've got to charge them with SOMETHING, otherwise we just look like dipshits" decision by the cops. Probably. Odds are the county judge has a good laugh and sends them on their kinky way.
drinkTHEkoolaid Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 I bet she's a real tiger. She has the crazy eye look going for her too
IDBillzFan Posted February 16, 2012 Author Posted February 16, 2012 I bet she's a real tiger. She has the crazy eye look going for her too You've obviously never been with a girl who lets you tie them up and drive then around naked. That takes a special kind of girl, and calling them a tiger is a like calling Lindsey Lohan a girl who likes to party once in a while.
drinkTHEkoolaid Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 You've obviously never been with a girl who lets you tie them up and drive then around naked. That takes a special kind of girl, and calling them a tiger is a like calling Lindsey Lohan a girl who likes to party once in a while. at least she was thoughtful enough to duct tape her mouth
Pilsner Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Those are the funnest types of girls. Love the role playing ladies.
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 I got 1 word for this duo: Tinted Windows
Jon in Pasadena Posted February 17, 2012 Posted February 17, 2012 Girl kinda got that Casey Anthony look goin' on.
boyst Posted February 17, 2012 Posted February 17, 2012 Girl kinda got that Casey Anthony look goin' on. wow, so right.
linksfiend Posted February 17, 2012 Posted February 17, 2012 Girl kinda got that Casey Anthony look goin' on. I was gonna reply the same way. Until I scrolled down and read your post.
Ramius Posted February 17, 2012 Posted February 17, 2012 She'll let you do all of that, AND on Valentine's Day? She's a keeper.
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