Astrobot Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 I know some guys on here whine about drafting white players but there are plenty of em that would be great picks. I AM NOT saying we should draft all white guys this is just something to do for fun and discussion. 1. Riley Reiff Iowa 6'6" 300 LT (Joe Thomas) 2. Jared Crick Nebraska 6'4" 285 DE (JJ Watt) 3. B.J. Coleman Chattanooga 6'3" 220 QB (Andy Dalton) 4. Shea McClellin Boise State 6'3" 258 DE 43 OLB 34 (could play strong side) 4. Tank Carder TCU 6'2" 228 WILB OLB43 (kid is a stud, great instincts) 5. Derek Wolfe Cincinnati 6'5" 295 DT (Justin Smith) 5. David Paulson Oregon 6'3" 242 TE (Aaron Hernandez) 6. Brett Roy Nevada 6'3" 280 DT43 (Kyle Williams) 7. Devon Wylie Fresno State 5'10" 178 WRS (Welker, cuts like Barry Sanders) Excellent! I eagerly await your North of the Mason Dixon Line draft! Just remember that in China, two Wongs don't make a White. GO BILLS!!! Chris White and Johnny White?
Peter Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Dave Chappelle had a draft you might be interested in . . . .
Buffalo Barbarian Posted February 15, 2012 Author Posted February 15, 2012 Excellent! I eagerly await your North of the Mason Dixon Line draft! Be right up
Buftex Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 The league has announced that the first All-White NFL draft will be held on the weekend on May 6-8th. Day 1 of the All-white draft will be held at the Amigone Funeral Home on Clinton St, in Elma, NY. Day 2 and 3, the proceedings will be moved to the Bit-N-Blanket Tack Shop, over at 1300 Maple Road, in lovely Elma, NY.
#34fan Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 (edited) Are there any quality Paraguayans available in the later rounds? What, you got something personal against URUguayans??? Oh, it's ON now! Edited February 16, 2012 by #34fan
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 (edited) was too young to pay attention to OJ, so Wouldn't know. Were you too young for the news coverage of his murder trial that was watched by most people on the planet? You should have said he "cuts" like OJ, get it? I thought that was pretty good - - it even matches the implicit bigotry of your OP! Edited February 16, 2012 by ICanSleepWhenI'mDead
stony Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 I hate white people. Signed, Kanye West Dave Chappelle had a draft you might be interested in . . . . Dynamite. He was soooo good.
Pilsner Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Let's have the all albino draft. It's never been tried so there's no evidence it won't succeed.
Jauronimo Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 This is the laziest mock I've ever seen. White? What the hell does that even mean? You don't know what you're getting with a "white guy." White could be Polish, a papist or even Canadian. Step up to the plate, do it right, and give me the All Aryan Draft.
Wayne Cubed Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 This is the laziest mock I've ever seen. White? What the hell does that even mean? You don't know what you're getting with a "white guy." White could be Polish, a papist or even Canadian. Step up to the plate, do it right, and give me the All Aryan Draft. Agreed! The AA of drafts. I want to see papers showing at least 3 generations of Aryan "Whiteness."
KD in CA Posted February 17, 2012 Posted February 17, 2012 This is the laziest mock I've ever seen. White? What the hell does that even mean? You don't know what you're getting with a "white guy." White could be Polish, a papist or even Canadian. Step up to the plate, do it right, and give me the All Aryan Draft. crazyonz will have a conniption! Nice thread, always good to stir the pot.
erynthered Posted February 17, 2012 Posted February 17, 2012 I'd like to see an all aborigines draft.
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