The Super Bowl Commercials Thread Part XLVI

[Buffalo Barbarian]

[8:38 PM] 17-12 now

1) I've seen this before, Fiat commercial. I like her, crazy Italian and all. But if she was supposed to be a representation of the car she'd be more like 3' 11" instead of 5' 11".

2) Pepsi Max for life. Meh.

 

1) Toyota Camry. I like reinvented couch, not in male though. Although that guy seemed to dig it.

2) C'mon Global Warming, hurry up and extinct the polar bears already.

3) Oikos Greek Yogurt. Yia Yia calls BS on Oikos being the best Greek yogurt, Athenos rules. And hummus too.

 

[8:44 PM]

1) Seinfeld, Leno and Acura NSX. Soup for you! I like that one.

2) GE Appliance Park. So, there's like, giant blenders you can ride?

Hey Glbal warming just gave us the best winter ever

[Ralonzo]

[8:48 PM]

1) Wait wait wait... they made a rap song over The Cult? That's pretty much sacrilege I think. Budweiser, you can go to hell.

2) Bridgestone basketball. That wasn't very interesting.

[Ralonzo]

[8:59 PM] End of the 4th Quarter, these will be the locals.

1) NFL. Canton Ohio, mudball.

2) Repeating the Acura Seinfeld, short version. I still like this one for best of the night.

3) Americas Beverage Companies telling us we're a bunch of fat bastards who drink too many calories.

4) Capital One with a different baby and whatever that guys name is who's only funny thing I've ever seen was his Jim Morrison impersonation.

 

[9:05]

1) Ferris Broderick's day in the CR-V. It is so not choice. All this does is reminds me of how hot Mia Sara is.

2) Act Of Valor, a movie.

3) Cartoon characters convention, Metlife.

4) Smash again. She looks nice in a bedsheet.

[JOE IN HAMPTON ROADS]

[8:48 PM]

1) Wait wait wait... they made a rap song over The Cult? That's pretty much sacrilege I think. Budweiser, you can go to hell.

Agreed!

[Ralonzo]

[9:11 PM] Injury timeout

1) More Hyundai. Guy and his boss, and nothing interesting.

2) Bud Light, dog named Ouigo. Fairly decent in concept, but somehow falls short of potential.

[Buffalo Barbarian]

bringing out the babes on these car commercials

[Ralonzo]

[9:19 PM] and the fix is in... like we didn't already know.

1) Mr. Sandman needs to sell me some of that dust. But not a Kia. Although honestly, I like that front grill. Pretty good effort.

2) More trained chimps, is this monster.com again? Careerbuilder.com, close enough.

3) In Soviet Russia, NBC Thursday comedies laugh at you.

 

[9:24 PM] Fake injury timeout

1) Samsung phone. It's a pretty good phone. You can see it from space. Is this the guy from The Darkness? And would it kill someone to play a little Foghat?

2) More NBC pimpin.

[Fezmid]

1) Samsung phone. It's a pretty good phone. You can see it from space. Is this the guy from The Darkness? And would it kill someone to play a little Foghat?

The Galaxy Note is a weird device. Too big to be a phone, too small to be a tablet. Weird device, but kinda neat.

[Just Jack]

1) Samsung phone. It's a pretty good phone. You can see it from space.

People said the Motorola Droid was huge when it first came out. Well, this looks even bigger than that was.

[JOE IN HAMPTON ROADS]

What exactly does go daddy sell?

[Ralonzo]

[9:38 PM] It's Eli time

1) Nurburgring, Cadillac ATS. I'll show them Green Hell.

2) Swamp People. They play fooseball like Bobby Boucher.

3) More see nothing at GoBooby.com, content unrated, because it's too boring to sit through.

[Just Jack]

Ford asks Chevy to pull Super Bowl pickup ad, pressures NBC not to air

[ExWNYer]

[8:59 PM] End of the 4th Quarter, these will be the locals.

1) NFL. Canton Ohio, mudball.

2) Repeating the Acura Seinfeld, short version. I still like this one for best of the night.

3) Americas Beverage Companies telling us we're a bunch of fat bastards who drink too many calories.

4) Capital One with a different baby and whatever that guys name is who's only funny thing I've ever seen was his Jim Morrison impersonation.

 

[9:05]

1) Ferris Broderick's day in the CR-V. It is so not choice. All this does is reminds me of how hot Mia Sara is.Was...

2) Act Of Valor, a movie.

3) Cartoon characters convention, Metlife.

4) Smash again. She looks nice in a bedsheet.

Not anymore...

[Ralonzo]

[9:54 PM] Giants win! Giants win! 21-17. I guess the red, white and blue confetti was a given. Ok, last batch. Looks like locals.

1) NBC Sports Network.

2) I Vote for a nice big cup of STFU.

3) More Regis, TDBank.

4) Egglands Best Eggs? Seriously? They can afford a Super Bowl commercial?

5) Chevy Maliboo, blah.

 

And it's time for the top 3... drumroll...

 

1) Acura NSX with Seinfeld and Leno.

2) Kia Mr. Sandman.

3) Fiat chick. Not the car, not the ad. Just the chick.

 

Honorable mention: Twinkie Apocalypse, although I don't think they meant to sell Twinkies.

 

Another weak year on the commercial front. At least the game was good. Till next year... checkin' out.

 

Edit: I just saw another Geico "piggy goes weeeeee doing some extreme sport". Gimme some piano wire and I'll show you how bacon is made.

[Ralonzo]

Not anymore...

 

Maybe in a technical sense. Now she's just milfy instead of a planetary-level babe. I'd still crush it like grapes at a vineyard.

[papazoid]

What exactly does go daddy sell?

 

 

sex......which lures you to their website......where they sell domain name registration.

[KD in CA]

I'm happy to report we were able to fast forward through 80% of the commercials and didn't see one second of anything between the 2d and 3d quarters.

[truth on hold]

Oh gee, I'm M.I.A. and I flipped the bird at halt time show. I'm like so cool and rad and stuff.

 

Gawd, what a twat

[Mark Vader]

[7:12 PM]

1) The latest Pixar money-pump, The Lorax from Dr Suess.

2) Volkswagen. Big fat dog, and a bizarre transition into the Star Wars Cantina. I don't even know what that's about.

That's a Universal movie, nothing to do with Pixar.

[Hater]

The Fiat Ad with Catrinel Menghia was my favorite