ajzepp Posted February 1, 2012 Posted February 1, 2012 I honestly don't mean this as a joke...I have no idea how this keeps happening. For those of you who wear glasses, have you ever blown your nose and somehow, beyond explanation, ended up with a booger on either lens? This has happened like four times to me in the past few months and I cannot figure out wtf. Somehow the booger is traveling at a high rate of speed outward and downward, following the direction that my nostrils are aiming, but at some point it does a vertical U-ee, evades the kleenex altogether, and goes *splat* on my glasses like a bug on a windshield. I've always had sinus issues but this is taking things to a whole other level. Oswald and the "magic bullet" theory are starting to make perfect sense. Does this ever happen to you guys? Be honest. (I'm totally serious)
Jim in Anchorage Posted February 1, 2012 Posted February 1, 2012 I honestly don't mean this as a joke...I have no idea how this keeps happening. For those of you who wear glasses, have you ever blown your nose and somehow, beyond explanation, ended up with a booger on either lens? This has happened like four times to me in the past few months and I cannot figure out wtf. Somehow the booger is traveling at a high rate of speed outward and downward, following the direction that my nostrils are aiming, but at some point it does a vertical U-ee, evades the kleenex altogether, and goes *splat* on my glasses like a bug on a windshield. I've always had sinus issues but this is taking things to a whole other level. Oswald and the "magic bullet" theory are starting to make perfect sense. Does this ever happen to you guys? Be honest. (I'm totally serious) Laughed my arse off. Nerds ALWAYS have snot or glue on their glasses. My God man you must know that?
ajzepp Posted February 1, 2012 Author Posted February 1, 2012 Laughed my arse off. Nerds ALWAYS have snot or glue on their glasses. My God man you must know that? LOL, I was hoping you were still up
Jim in Anchorage Posted February 1, 2012 Posted February 1, 2012 LOL, I was hoping you were still up Not for long, 12.29 AM here. Also I need to fix my glasses. Doubt if anyone would see masking tape. Where did I put my #2 pencils? I am in the Steve Jobs fan club. Going to send him a note
Wooderson Posted February 1, 2012 Posted February 1, 2012 I honestly don't mean this as a joke...I have no idea how this keeps happening. For those of you who wear glasses, have you ever blown your nose and somehow, beyond explanation, ended up with a booger on either lens? This has happened like four times to me in the past few months and I cannot figure out wtf. Somehow the booger is traveling at a high rate of speed outward and downward, following the direction that my nostrils are aiming, but at some point it does a vertical U-ee, evades the kleenex altogether, and goes *splat* on my glasses like a bug on a windshield. I've always had sinus issues but this is taking things to a whole other level. Oswald and the "magic bullet" theory are starting to make perfect sense. Does this ever happen to you guys? Be honest. (I'm totally serious) Mb you have snot coming out of your eyeball.
dib Posted February 1, 2012 Posted February 1, 2012 did you ever kiss your honey when her nose was cold and runny? You think it's funny but it's snot.
mead107 Posted February 1, 2012 Posted February 1, 2012 You should just blow it with out the tissue so it lands on the floor.
DC Tom Posted February 1, 2012 Posted February 1, 2012 I honestly don't mean this as a joke...I have no idea how this keeps happening. For those of you who wear glasses, have you ever blown your nose and somehow, beyond explanation, ended up with a booger on either lens? This has happened like four times to me in the past few months and I cannot figure out wtf. Somehow the booger is traveling at a high rate of speed outward and downward, following the direction that my nostrils are aiming, but at some point it does a vertical U-ee, evades the kleenex altogether, and goes *splat* on my glasses like a bug on a windshield. I've always had sinus issues but this is taking things to a whole other level. Oswald and the "magic bullet" theory are starting to make perfect sense. Does this ever happen to you guys? Be honest. (I'm totally serious) I'm going to vote for: "You're a !@#$ing freak." Now what was the question?
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