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How did Uncle Eugene meet his end?

 

Maybe he's still under the couch and no one bothered to look?

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He was a great man. It was a shame he died from an overdose of vitamin C.

 

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_Julius

 

Hardy har har jerk. Remember that everyone will die some day and hope that people will not mock you.

 

I knew this guy Alec who owned a business that never had to worry about a lack of customer supply. The business was a funeral home. Guess what, Alec eventually became his own customer. Why not mock him too?

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Hardy har har jerk. Remember that everyone will die some day and hope that people will not mock you.

 

I knew this guy Alec who owned a business that never had to worry about a lack of customer supply. The business was a funeral home. Guess what, Alec eventually became his own customer. Why not mock him too?

 

 

He might have never had to worry about a lack of customer supply but he wasn't very good with repeat customers.

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I remember Brian Temple. I miss him. He was drinking like a lot of kids his age and got crazy and jumped from the third floor and missed the swimming pool by a few inches.

 

 

Well, the body is a temple.................

 

 

 

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No, Brian, Julius and Gene all died to keep Alec in business.

I hope you are all proud of yourselves especially the fat slob instigator.

 

When someone in your family dies, I will not stoop to your level.

 

I'm glad I didn't get into it even deeper because you would all still be jerks.

 

There are more I remember and more I could have mentioned, than words I could type in this thread. But I fear they're watching; and fearing you laughing and everyone just piling on.

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Well, the body is a temple.................

 

 

 

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In the immortal words of the great sage Gene Frenkle Earl Sweatshirt, "her body is a temple; I don't give a !@#$ I'm atheist."

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I hope you are all proud of yourselves especially the fat slob instigator.

 

When someone in your family dies, I will not stoop to your level.

 

I'm glad I didn't get into it even deeper because you would all still be jerks.

 

There are more I remember and more I could have mentioned, than words I could type in this thread. But I fear they're watching; and fearing you laughing and everyone just piling on.

While these other callus soles don't feel for you I'm sure Lyle Lovett and Jim Carroll feel your pain.

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While these other callus soles don't feel for you I'm sure Lyle Lovett and Jim Carroll feel your pain.

 

 

I love walking all over people, callous sole that I am.

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