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Occasionaly you see a story about someone getting 2 dewies in 1 day. I always found that quite an impressive accomplishment of stupidity

 

My favorites are when someone gets picked up at the police station by their drunk friend who also gets a DUI.

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Thats nothing. My buddy Bill Brasky got 3 DUIs on his way to the liquor store and 7 on his way back. Amateurs.

 

No an amateur is someone who is that drunk and gets popped 10 times. A pro gets that hammered and no one is the wiser.

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No an amateur is someone who is that drunk and gets popped 10 times. A pro gets that hammered and no one is the wiser.

Bill Brasky is a ten foot tall man beast who showers in vodka and wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. He's also the best damn trader on the floor.

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I doubt this guy gets any jail time. No accidents or injuries, just being stupid.

3 often comes with mandatory time. Might not be long, but unless he's in a special circumstance I'd imagine atleast a short sentence. A majority likely spent in treatment facilities though.

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3 often comes with mandatory time. Might not be long, but unless he's in a special circumstance I'd imagine atleast a short sentence. A majority likely spent in treatment facilities though.

 

Lets hope so. This dude can use the help.

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