ajzepp Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 (edited) I want to preface this by saying that Jboyst is one of my favorite TBD'ers. His good humor has often brought a smile to my day, and it really hurts me to have to bring this to everyone's attention... So, we all know about how the cow has four vaginas. I won't say I really understand WHY the cow has or needs four vaginas, but when it comes to evolution there are just some things that should not be questioned. Anyway, we also know that from time to time Jboyst likes to sort of innocently joke about his cow Bessie, and for the most part this is all in good fun. Others of us sometimes will joke around in return and call him a cowf****r, and we've all had a good laugh. Well, unfortunately, as can happen from time to time, something that started off an good innocent fun has turned tragic. Jboyst, I hope you will just come clean here and save yourself the additional pain and embarrassment down the road. I'm telling you this as a friend...I hope you take my advice. So without further adieu, I reluctantly present to you... THE WOMAN WITH TWO VAGINAS!!! Edited January 24, 2012 by ajzepp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Twice the PMS? No thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted January 24, 2012 Author Share Posted January 24, 2012 Twice the PMS? No thank you. Exactly, Beerball! That is the sort of HORROR that Jboyst's bovine transgressions have caused! And some of you people are worried about a little sun spot? I think it's time we get our priorities in order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Does this double the PMS? If so be very afraid..... Very afraid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Exactly, Beerball! That is the sort of HORROR that Jboyst's bovine transgressions have caused! And some of you people are worried about a little sun spot? I think it's time we get our priorities in order. Rare photo of jboyst at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted January 24, 2012 Author Share Posted January 24, 2012 Does this double the PMS? If so be very afraid..... Very afraid lmao...I'm glad to see we're all on the same page here Rare photo of jboyst at work Wow...a picture is truly worth a thousand words... dammit Jboyst...what were you THINKING man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Don't speak too fast, aj! You often write about how you love your electronic devices. But now I hear you're on the waiting list for the iPod version of this product. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millbank Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 perhaps there is a match here and a happy resolution for both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted January 24, 2012 Author Share Posted January 24, 2012 Don't speak too fast, aj! You often write about how you love your electronic devices. But now I hear you're on the waiting list for the iPod version of this product. HEYAL NO! :lol: perhaps there is a match here and a happy resolution for both LOL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Well, I come in from the pasture....wait....it doesn't matter what I was doing... I will add that it is quite normal for cows to have a few extra teats, too. Oh, the joys of cow and how funny you think they'd be. Palpating cows on a cold day is always a fun way to stay warm. Now, the rest of the story... could she have two babies by two different guys? How about stay a virgin in one and not the other? Does anyone have her number? Moo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted January 24, 2012 Author Share Posted January 24, 2012 Well, I come in from the pasture....wait....it doesn't matter what I was doing... I will add that it is quite normal for cows to have a few extra teats, too. Oh, the joys of cow and how funny you think they'd be. Palpating cows on a cold day is always a fun way to stay warm. Now, the rest of the story... could she have two babies by two different guys? How about stay a virgin in one and not the other? Does anyone have her number? Moo. I'm glad you find this so funny mister!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 I'm glad you find this so funny mister!! I still wonder what a male nurse would know about a vagina... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted January 24, 2012 Author Share Posted January 24, 2012 (edited) I still wonder what a male nurse would know about a vagina... LOL!!!!! I know things about vaginas I don't WANT to know, brother! I'll never forget the first time I was catheterizing a woman...it was in a long term acute care hospital filled mostly with seniors. The patient was around 70 y.o. and quite heavy. The RN that was precepting me always found me ways to improve my skills, so I took her up on this challenge. She was from somewhere in the Caribbean and very, very firm and direct...sort of a modern day nurse ratchet. Anyway, I created my sterile field, had my supplies ready to go, had two other RNs on the side of the lady helping me to get some, uh, room to work in there. I clean the area and go to insert the catheter, and my preceptor yells out, "THAT'S THE CLIT!!!!!!" Ever since that day I've never forgotten that the urethra is underneath the clitoris Who knew, right? Edited January 24, 2012 by ajzepp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 I want to preface this by saying that Jboyst is one of my favorite TBD'ers. His good humor has often brought a smile to my day, and it really hurts me to have to bring this to everyone's attention... So, we all know about how the cow has four vaginas. I won't say I really understand WHY the cow has or needs four vaginas, but when it comes to evolution there are just some things that should not be questioned. Anyway, we also know that from time to time Jboyst likes to sort of innocently joke about his cow Bessie, and for the most part this is all in good fun. Others of us sometimes will joke around in return and call him a cowf****r, and we've all had a good laugh. Well, unfortunately, as can happen from time to time, something that started off an good innocent fun has turned tragic. Jboyst, I hope you will just come clean here and save yourself the additional pain and embarrassment down the road. I'm telling you this as a friend...I hope you take my advice. So without further adieu, I reluctantly present to you... THE WOMAN WITH TWO VAGINAS!!! Here we go again with more ""COW"".talk!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted January 24, 2012 Author Share Posted January 24, 2012 Here we go again with more ""COW"".talk!!!! Sorry Cowgirls, I just felt it was my public duty as a proud mbr of society and TBD to let others know of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 FOUR vaginas!!! FOUR uterus's in my view would be a better deal. Each ""cow"" could have FOUR baby cows at a time and help jboyst62 increase his profits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 I still wonder what a male nurse would know about a vagina... Believe me, this is NOT a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted January 24, 2012 Author Share Posted January 24, 2012 Believe me, this is NOT a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Ever since that day I've never forgotten that the urethra is underneath the clitoris Believe me, this is NOT a bad thing. I heard he still can't find the G-Spot though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 I heard he still can't find the G-Spot though. The what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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