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http://www.smh.com.au/world/the-dictator-with-13-wives-who-rules-a-country-fuelled-by-coke-20120103-1pj52.html

 

 

Coca-Cola has been accused of propping up one of Africa's most notorious dictators. The multibillion dollar beverage company owns a concentrate-manufacturing plant in Swaziland, an impoverished kingdom ruled by Africa's last absolute monarch, Mswati III.

$100M net worth and the guy can't even throw on a shirt? Geez.

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http://www.smh.com.au/world/the-dictator-with-13-wives-who-rules-a-country-fuelled-by-coke-20120103-1pj52.html

 

 

Coca-Cola has been accused of propping up one of Africa's most notorious dictators. The multibillion dollar beverage company owns a concentrate-manufacturing plant in Swaziland, an impoverished kingdom ruled by Africa's last absolute monarch, Mswati III.

 

Probably also the biggest employer in the country. Maybe the only one.

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This is PRECISELY why I make my own soda at home. <_<

 

Speaking of an entitled society.

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This is PRECISELY why I make my own soda at home. <_<

 

Because you're the king of Swaziland and worth $100M?

 

Or because you don't own a shirt?

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Because you're the king of Swaziland and worth $100M?

 

Or because you don't own a shirt?

 

Probably auditioning for this gig:

 

Mswati III has 13 wives and hosts an annual dance where he can choose a new bride from tens of thousands of bare-breasted virgins.

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/world/the-dictator-with-13-wives-who-rules-a-country-fuelled-by-coke-20120103-1pj52.html#ixzz1iQtmgg7M

 

And he probably gets the virgins without blowing himself up.

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And he probably gets the virgins without blowing himself up.

True, but he only gets one a year as opposed to 72 all at once. Gotta factor in the time value of virgins.

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True, but he only gets one a year as opposed to 72 all at once. Gotta factor in the time value of virgins.

 

hmmmmm............I always thought a virgin qualifies for "one and done" status... :rolleyes:

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This is PRECISELY why I make my own soda at home. <_<

:lol:

 

http://www.smh.com.a...0103-1pj52.html

 

 

Coca-Cola has been accused of propping up one of Africa's most notorious dictators. The multibillion dollar beverage company owns a concentrate-manufacturing plant in Swaziland, an impoverished kingdom ruled by Africa's last absolute monarch, Mswati III.

If I had $100,000,000.00, the last place on earth I'd be living is Swaziland.

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True, but he only gets one a year as opposed to 72 all at once. Gotta factor in the time value of virgins.

 

Oh I imagine he "gets" a lot more than 72. He just marries one of them.

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