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As President of Large and in Charge, I can say w/ 95% confidence Mr. Leslie Mike Jasper didn't play an offensive or defensive snap yesterday. If he had received extensive offensive and defensive field time, CJ Spiller would have ran for 200 yards on his limited amount of carries, he would have kept Stevie from pulling up his shirt, and Tom Brady would have hidden behind the official until both were crushed by Mount Jasper.

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As President of Large and in Charge, I can say w/ 95% confidence Mr. Leslie Mike Jasper didn't play an offensive or defensive snap yesterday. If he had received extensive offensive and defensive field time, CJ Spiller would have ran for 200 yards on his limited amount of carries, he would have kept Stevie from pulling up his shirt, and Tom Brady would have hidden behind the official until both were crushed by Mount Jasper.

What praytell would I have to do to join this Large an in charge fan club?

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