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I love the comments from the readers. :lol:

For the most part, I do too. Except, of course, for the idiot who said this:

 

Good thing he had the blue one, they are, of course, far superior to the red ones.

What an idiot, everybody knows that every lightsaber is unique to the Jedi or Sith who built it. The red color of the Sith lightsabers comes from the synthesized crystals they use, rather than the natural crystals traditionally used by Jedi (notable exceptions include Luke Skywalker, who was able to build a green synthetic crystal).

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For the most part, I do too. Except, of course, for the idiot who said this:

 

 

What an idiot, everybody knows that every lightsaber is unique to the Jedi or Sith who built it. The red color of the Sith lightsabers comes from the synthesized crystals they use, rather than the natural crystals traditionally used by Jedi (notable exceptions include Luke Skywalker, who was able to build a green synthetic crystal).

 

Which is also why Mace Windu had a purple lightsaber. (Canonically, at least. In reality, it's because Samuel Jackson told Lucas "I want a purple lightsaber, because it's my favorite mother!@#$in' color!")

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This was my favorite comment:

 

"Unless Toys R' Us has significantly upgraded its stock, this wasn't a light saber per se. Rather, it was an elongated piece of hollow plastic illuminated by a blue light."

 

Then the next guy says...

 

"You're right; as opposed to all the real light sabers available at Jedi-supply stores around town."

 

:lol:

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very nice and funny!

 

 

Actually, I do have 2 of the Master Replicas.......yeah the expensive ones and I believe is someone hit someone with one of those......it would be a lot of damage......but not dismemberment lol

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very nice and funny!

 

 

Actually, I do have 2 of the Master Replicas.......yeah the expensive ones and I believe is someone hit someone with one of those......it would be a lot of damage......but not dismemberment lol

 

Like this?

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http://www.amazon.com/Star-Wars-Episode-Skywalker-Lightsaber/dp/B000CS7A26/ref=sr_1_13?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1324049172&sr=1-13

 

http://www.amazon.com/Darth-Vader-Episode-FX-Lightsaber/dp/B0007PHN30/ref=sr_1_9?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1324049247&sr=1-9

 

 

these two, the first gen versions....paid a lot of cash ......the vader one is mine and the luke is my wife's.....we need to display them somehow lol but my 1yr would wreck them........

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http://www.amazon.com/Star-Wars-Episode-Skywalker-Lightsaber/dp/B000CS7A26/ref=sr_1_13?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1324049172&sr=1-13

 

http://www.amazon.com/Darth-Vader-Episode-FX-Lightsaber/dp/B0007PHN30/ref=sr_1_9?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1324049247&sr=1-9

 

 

these two, the first gen versions....paid a lot of cash ......the vader one is mine and the luke is my wife's.....we need to display them somehow lol but my 1yr would wreck them........

 

I lost count of how many ways this post scares the living **** out of me. :ph34r:

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