Cookiemonster Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 (edited) I heard he is going to kick our ass on sunday Um, just rumors please, no facts! Seriously though, I heard from my cousins sisters boyfreinds uncle who has sources deep within one bills drive, that Losman loves to play with Dolphins, the only mammal with no external genetalia. Amazing how much pleasure can be derived from a dorsal fin. If I were him I would make the dam thing put on protection first. I think that he is going to get screwed by the fins, but probably better than by a Bison. Did you ever see the size of a fully aroused Buffalo unit? Ew that's gonna hurt, on the other hand the dorsal fin doesn't get any bigger than what it already is! Don't shoot the messenger, just repeating what I have heard. Edited December 13, 2011 by Cookiemonster
DC Tom Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 I heard a nasty rumor once that he was the quarterback of the future. Â Did you ever see the size of a fully aroused Buffalo unit? Â No, I have not. Why have you?
elcrusho Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 I heard JP has a picture of SDS in his locker..........
Cookiemonster Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 I heard a nasty rumor once that he was the quarterback of the future. Â Â Â No, I have not. Why have you? No, actually I haven't, but mine has been correctly compared to one.
JimKelly12 Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 I heard he picks up Migrant workers at Home Depot and pays them to choke him in the shower.
Cookiemonster Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 I heard he picks up Migrant workers at Home Depot and pays them to choke him in the shower. To the point where he passes out, they then revive him and start it all over again.
Nanker Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 Here's a regrind of perhaps the worst rumor I heard this year - maybe ever... Rumor has it that JP was at a chicken wing eating contest last night and went home from practice today, telling the coach he was sick. The (new) coach just acted pissed and wouldn't comment to the media's questions about it, saying they should "Ask JP about it, and he'll tell you if he wants to, 'cause it's a personal matter." Sounds pretty awful to me.
bobshaw81 Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 pointless.. why bash a former player when he had a different O coordinator every year, the worst O line possible and no real chance to succeed at all... lets put him in the town square and stone him for crying out loud... JP got a raw deal being drafted by the worst run organization in the NFL, just like everyone else run out of town that had marginal talent. no wonder we are a laughing stock of losers
The Big Cat Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 JP was breastfed through the age of nine.
C.Biscuit97 Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 JP was breastfed through the age of nine. Â Who wasn't?
Buftex Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 I heard a rumor that JP wears gloves when it gets under 58 degrees and refuses to throw the ball more than 6 yards. It was a while ago so I may have this mixed up. Â Obviously....
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted December 13, 2011 Author Posted December 13, 2011 pointless.. why bash a former player when he had a different O coordinator every year, the worst O line possible and no real chance to succeed at all... lets put him in the town square and stone him for crying out loud... JP got a raw deal being drafted by the worst run organization in the NFL, just like everyone else run out of town that had marginal talent. no wonder we are a laughing stock of losers  You'd be singing a different tune if you were one of the orphans that J.P injected with heroin in their sleep...
PromoTheRobot Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 I plan to wear my JP #7 jersey to the game. Every time I wore it before he would have a worse game than before. Let's see if the ol' magic is still in it. Â PTR
The Big Cat Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 You'd be singing a different tune if you were one of the orphans that J.P injected with heroin in their sleep... Â Dude. He bought those orphans fair and square.
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 Karma. It can bite you in the ass. Â If the Bills lose to Miami you will look pretty dumb for starting this thread.
bills1960 Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 I heard a rumor he was in a commercial for Ugg boots, oh wait...
BillsBiker Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 I heard jp losman was really really smart
DC Tom Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 This is making me fondly recall the "Tom Donahoe is Satan, drinks babies' blood" thread.
The Big Cat Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 JP brings his own liquor to bars. He'll then buy a glass of soda and mix his own drinks.
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