JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted December 2, 2011 Posted December 2, 2011 From the Bills Gameday Advisory Week 13 email: Metal Detector Screening to Begin this WeekendIn conjunction with NFL security best practices and to continue to improve the fan experience, the Buffalo Bills will begin implementing handheld metal detector screening in place of the limited pat-down procedure at select gate entry points beginning this weekend. The process will prove less strenuous for security screeners, less intrusive for fans, and will improve crowd management by increasing patron flow rate and ultimately eliminating gender-specific queue lines. More importantly, properly utilized handheld metal detectors will close the security gap in our current screening process and ensure a safe game day environment for all Bills fans.
nbash Posted December 2, 2011 Posted December 2, 2011 Well so much for my plan to take my robot lover to her first Bills game
San Jose Bills Fan Posted December 2, 2011 Posted December 2, 2011 Well so much for my plan to take my robot lover to her first Bills game It's gonna be a real pain for Promo… and of course they institute this AFTER Nickelback played Thanksgiving in Detroit.
T master Posted December 2, 2011 Posted December 2, 2011 From the Bills Gameday Advisory Week 13 email: That's because of all those jack asses out in Cali they keep putting people in the hospital when they go to see games with there families for a fun day or night out but hey let's put another team out there & give them more reasons for the thugs to go beat up on tax paying citizens while they stand out front with scab tickets and go into the game late so they can finish smoking there blunts & drinking their 5th of jack so they can complete the change to jack ass !!!!
WellDressed Posted December 2, 2011 Posted December 2, 2011 Geez, I'd tape nickels all over my body. Freak a few security guards. out for a while.
Meathead Posted December 2, 2011 Posted December 2, 2011 oh great now everybody will know i have a solid tungsten carbide penis prosthesis
The Cincinnati Kid Posted December 2, 2011 Posted December 2, 2011 I guess I'll lock my keys in my car before the walk to the stadium...
FluffHead Posted December 2, 2011 Posted December 2, 2011 so now I cant wear my lucky penis piercing to the game?
jr1 Posted December 2, 2011 Posted December 2, 2011 Money for metal detectors but not for a real scouting department
San Jose Bills Fan Posted December 2, 2011 Posted December 2, 2011 Money for metal detectors but not for a real scouting department No, this is a league-wide mandate. It's not about the Bills messing up their priorities… at least not this time.
PromoTheRobot Posted December 2, 2011 Posted December 2, 2011 (edited) Well so much for my plan to take my robot lover to her first Bills game I never knew you cared! But I don't put out unless there's dinner and drinks too. Seriously I think this is more about breer cans being snuck in more than terrorism. Better buy the plastic bottles. PTR Edited December 2, 2011 by PromoTheRobot
apuszczalowski Posted December 2, 2011 Posted December 2, 2011 That's because of all those jack asses out in Cali they keep putting people in the hospital when they go to see games with there families for a fun day or night out but hey let's put another team out there & give them more reasons for the thugs to go beat up on tax paying citizens while they stand out front with scab tickets and go into the game late so they can finish smoking there blunts & drinking their 5th of jack so they can complete the change to jack ass !!!! Didn't you know that a football game is no place to take your family? Its supposed to be a place where you can get wasted out of your mind, get into fights and take out aggression on otehrs because your team sucks. Then, the next day at work you can go in with your nose held high because your team won, or be embarrassed because your team lost I never knew you cared! But I don't put out unless there's dinner and drinks too. Seriously I think this is more about breer cans weapons being snuck in more than terrorism. Better buy the plastic bottles. PTR I don't know if theres enough actual metal in a beer can to set off a metal detector. I don't think a magnet even sticks to a can that well
nbash Posted December 2, 2011 Posted December 2, 2011 I never knew you cared! But I don't put out unless there's dinner and drinks too. Seriously I think this is more about breer cans being snuck in more than terrorism. Better buy the plastic bottles. PTR It was going to be a surprise! Oh well, I'll get you liquored up and we can go from there.
CodeMonkey Posted December 2, 2011 Posted December 2, 2011 Well so much for my plan to take my robot lover to her first Bills game Once you go blow-up doll you never go back.
San Jose Bills Fan Posted December 2, 2011 Posted December 2, 2011 I don't know if theres enough actual metal in a beer can to set off a metal detector. I don't think a magnet even sticks to a can that well LOL. That's pretty funny.
DieHardFan Posted December 2, 2011 Posted December 2, 2011 Time for the plastic flask Those airline type 3 or 6 oz bottles work great. Just don't use for carbonated stuff or they leak. 50 cents at Walmart.
Just Jack Posted December 2, 2011 Posted December 2, 2011 I guess they finally figured out that hump on my back was not natural.
CowgirlsFan Posted December 2, 2011 Posted December 2, 2011 so now I cant wear my lucky penis piercing to the game? And neither will those with pierced nipples eiither. Those airline type 3 or 6 oz bottles work great. Just don't use for carbonated stuff or they leak. 50 cents at Walmart. Yep but watch some of them have metal caps.
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted December 2, 2011 Author Posted December 2, 2011 so now I cant wear my lucky penis piercing to the game? No, you can. Just be prepared to answer some interesting questions and/or display the piercing in question to the screener.
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