Rolando McClain shot someone

[ACor58]

http://deadspin.com/5864302/raiders-lb-rolando-mcclain-was-at-the-scene-of-a-shooting-in-alabama-last-night

[LeviF]

http://deadspin.com/5864302/raiders-lb-rolando-mcclain-was-at-the-scene-of-a-shooting-in-alabama-last-night

Ahem. He allegedly shot someone. What are you, a DA?

[jr1]

Stevie's preparing the parody as we speak

[Offside Number 76]

What are you talking about? He shot a LOT of people. And that was just in the first movie, not to mention the several sequels.

[dpberr]

I love the first comment on PFT:

 

"Next steps:

 

1. Hire criminal attorney to defend against charges.

2. Hire trademark attorney to prevent Bills linebackers from using gun firing move."

[In space no one can hear]

If I remember correctly,

McClain was on the Bills short list as a possible pick in round one for the 2010 draft.(according to Nevergiveup)

 

The Raiders took him before our pick at number 9.

[Mike In Illinois]

What are you talking about? He shot a LOT of people. And that was just in the first movie, not to mention the several sequels.

 

Not quite. You mean the action-movie guy with the Austrian voice on the Simpsons, don't you?

[You herd it hear last]

What are you talking about? He shot a LOT of people. And that was just in the first movie, not to mention the several sequels.

and crawled through broken glass... but my question for you is, was Kevin Bacon in any of those flicks?

 

But in all seriousness, I will not believe this until that guy that told us about Merriman's border x-ing confirms the details.

Edited December 1, 2011 by madtowntobuffalo

[transient]

What are you talking about? He shot a LOT of people. And that was just in the first movie, not to mention the several sequels.

 

That's John McClane. Rolando is the flakey aging actress who believes she was reincarnated. She helped Clint Eastwood shoot a train once.

[San Jose Bills Fan]

That's John McClane. Rolando is the flakey aging actress who believes she was reincarnated. She helped Clint Eastwood shoot a train once.

I remember her in that movie. She's the sister of Ned Beatty… the guy who was sodomized in "Deliverance."

[Just in Atlanta]

Was it Boo?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvLAh8LLl7o&feature=related

 

And, to answer your question, MadTownToBuffalo, Pat Moran is on the story.

[Just Jack]

Not quite. You mean the action-movie guy with the Austrian voice on the Simpsons, don't you?

That's McBain, played by Rainier Wolfcastle.

[Meathead]

lmfao @ this shtick

[San Jose Bills Fan]

That's McBain, played by Rainier Wolfcastle.

Wrong. He's played by Michael Easton.

 

And here's the proof and probably the reason there was a shooting in the first place:

 

"FBI agent John McBain comes to Llanview in October 2003 and involves Cristian Vega in an undercover operation. After Cristian marries Natalie Buchanan, the couple head to Las Vegas, where Cristian is killed by mobster Walker Laurence. John soon grows close to widow Natalie, who initially blames John for Cris' death; they begin to fall for each other, but their relationship is complicated by the memory of Cristian and what had happened to him."

 

 

 

Stevie's preparing the parody as we speak

THIS was freaking hilarious.

[Heitz]

Wow, I saw that. Brick killed a guy with a trident...

[Ozymandius]

Stevie's preparing the parody as we speak

 

LOL

[ACor58]

Update! He shot AT someone. Check out the pic of him getting arrested, it's hilarious.

 

http://deadspin.com/5864346/rolando-mcclain-is-accused-of-putting-a-gun-to-a-mans-head-pointing-it-in-another-direction-and-firing