Chef Jim Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 kind of deap and meeningfull... Quemadmodum opossums scire utrum vere sinus an sodium sentiamus nas esse? Nope........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Nope........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 My favorite: I have some bizarre news. Starting at the beginning of 2011 on January 1, I will be embarking on a year-long journey, during which I will be eating nothing but plain medium green lentils. That's right...365 days of nothing but lentils. No recipes, no seasonings, nothing but plain prepared lentils (and a daily vitamin supplement to make sure I don't find myself dangerously low on any nutrient). Beginning tomorrow morning, I plan to eat nothing else until January 1, 2012. Originally, I planned on starting earlier than January 1, but for the sake of organization, why not bow to the Gregorian calendar as we always do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted December 1, 2011 Author Share Posted December 1, 2011 (edited) My favorite: Well played. Edited December 1, 2011 by SageAgainstTheMachine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Well played. Whatever happened with your lentil-eating campaign? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 My absolute favorite is in my signature. I doubt Tyson really meant it that way, but to me it's a perfect metaphor for the grind of human experience. Another favorite is from Carl Sagan... "To make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." At first it's just a good chuckle, but upon further thought I think it's a really nice meditation on man's failure to consider the world outside his own frame of reference. What are some of your favorites? Another great Tyson one is "I will (bad word for make love) until you love me you (bad word for a gay person)." Guy was a romantic. A nice simple one I always liked I heard Jake Delhomme of all people say. "Losers make excuses. Winners find solutions." I have a few I really like: Do you know why you never read about suicides in the newspaper? Because it's not news. - Joey Comeau I eat vegetables in case I'd feel worse otherwise. And, so I can't blame anything on vitamin deficiencies. So I can be like: this is me, this is exactly how ****ty I feel. - John Campbell If you gave Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox. - Christopher Hitchens (I really didn't like Falwell) and... Please nigga, I'm immune to all viruses; I get that cocaine, it cleans out my sinuses. - His Holiness Pope John Paul II I realize he was Big Baby Jesus, but ODB was also the Pope? That man could do anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buff_bills4ever Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Another great Tyson one is "I will (bad word for make love) until you love me you (bad word for a gay person)." Guy was a romantic. A nice simple one I always liked I heard Jake Delhomme of all people say. "Losers make excuses. Winners find solutions." I realize he was Big Baby Jesus, but ODB was also the Pope? That man could do anything. Losers whine about doing their best. Winners go home and !@#$ the prom queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Losers whine about doing their best. Winners go home and !@#$ the prom queen. Another great one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted December 1, 2011 Author Share Posted December 1, 2011 Whatever happened with your lentil-eating campaign? 3 weeks and I cheated with a double cheeseburger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I realize he was Big Baby Jesus, but ODB was also the Pope? That man could do anything. RIP ODB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 3 weeks and I cheated with a double cheeseburger. I see you like the fat chicks. How was she?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 3 weeks and I cheated with a double cheeseburger. And the worst side effect of your lentil eating campaign is getting "What ever happened with your lentil eating campaign?" ten months later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Since 1972 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 With God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. - Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson WKRP, baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I have no idea where I read this. Might even have been here. "I follow the Keith Richards diet. Meat, cheese, alcohol and cigarettes. Every day when I get up I check the internet to see how Keith's doing. If he's OK,I figure so am I". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted December 1, 2011 Author Share Posted December 1, 2011 (edited) And the worst side effect of your lentil eating campaign is getting "What ever happened with your lentil eating campaign?" ten months later. I wonder if I'm the only person in the history of the world to answer that specific question more than ten times. If not, who are the others? Was my claim of lentil exclusivity the douchiest among them? These are the questions that keep me up at night. Edited December 1, 2011 by SageAgainstTheMachine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillsSD Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 "It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody." Brendan Behan "To be Irish is to know that in the end, the world will break your heart." Daniel Patrick Moynihan "Can't turn a ho into a housewife"-Unknown Si vis pacem, para bellum is a Latin adage translated as, "If you wish for peace, prepare for war" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 "You're an idiot™" - DC Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 kind of deap and meeningfull... Quemadmodum opossums scire utrum vere sinus an sodium sentiamus nas esse? That is sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 !.) "Teaching isn't filling a bucket, it's lighting a fire" William Butler Yeats 2. "Our moments of transformation are never our moments of triumph." 3. "There are three kinds of people of in this world, those who make things happen, those who have things happen to them, and those who wonder what happened." I don't know, but I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 ”Nominum Quid Geminus?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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