SelmonSmith6378 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 If you were in charge of remaking the fantastic tale of "Dracuka" who would you cast? Whow ould be the director? Would it follow the book by Stoker? Is remaking Dracula even a good idea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 If you were in charge of remaking the fantastic tale of "Dracuka" who would you cast? Robert Pattinson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelmonSmith6378 Posted November 27, 2011 Author Share Posted November 27, 2011 Robert Pattinson. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuO8IMfF-Us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 I'll cast Jerry Sandusky in the role of Dracula, under the condition that the part where Van Helsing drives the stake into his heart isn't faked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicBills Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Robert Pattinson. This is my favorite response of the week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Ok, I already decided on Dracula, but here's a fuller cast... Count Dracula - Jerry Sandusky Van Helsing - Zac Efron Mina Murray - Meryl Streep Jonathan Harker - Bill Cosby Dr. Jack Seward - Reanimated corpse of Walter Matthau Arthur Holmwood - Jackie Chan Lucy Westenra - Tila Tequila Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelmonSmith6378 Posted November 27, 2011 Author Share Posted November 27, 2011 Ok, I already decided on Dracula, but here's a fuller cast... Count Dracula - Jerry Sandusky Van Helsing - Zac Efron Mina Murray - Meryl Streep Jonathan Harker - Bill Cosby Dr. Jack Seward - Reanimated corpse of Walter Matthau Arthur Holmwood - Jackie Chan Lucy Westenra - Tila Tequila LOL, that is really funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 This is my favorite response of the week! People who reflexively dismiss the idea forget that Dracula gets a wooden stake driven through his heart... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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