aussiew Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 Amber alert! Amber alert! Amber alert! The Buffalo Bills football team is missing. Last seen on October 30th leaving the Toronto stadium wearing Blue shirts and white pants after celebrating a shut out win against the Washington Redskins. Please call the front office at One Bills Drive in Orchard Park, NY, if you locate this team. Their fan family is heartbroken and urges whoever is holding them to please bring them back.
Jerry Jabber Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 Amber alert! Amber alert! Amber alert! The Buffalo Bills football team is missing. Last seen on October 30th leaving the Toronto stadium wearing Blue shirts and white pants after celebrating a shut out win against the Washington Redskins. Please call the front office at One Bills Drive in Orchard Park, NY, if you locate this team. Their fan family is heartbroken and urges whoever is holding them to please bring them back. :thumbsup:
KD in CA Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 Maybe they were caught with steroids at the boarder trying to get back into the US.
NEBuffaloBillsFan Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 I think they are curled up in the fetal position in their respective lockers at OBD. Each of them repeating the question..."I get paid for this??".
JoeF Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 (edited) Just saw the logo on the side of a carton of Coffee Rich....it was the special CJ Spiller edition Edited November 22, 2011 by JoeF
Green Lightning Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 I think it' s more appropriate to put an APB out on the Buffalo Bills manhood. If they play their hearts out and get beat straight up, I can live with that. It means our talent is not there. But to lay down and quit like they have for the past three weeks ...I just can't stomach it. FREAKIN' MAN UP. Play ball like you mean it.
buffbills6614 Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 We either have to laugh or cry. After the last ten years I have no more tears left.
The Avenger Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 Amber alert! Amber alert! Amber alert! The Buffalo Bills football team is missing. Last seen on October 30th leaving the Toronto stadium wearing Blue shirts and white pants after celebrating a shut out win against the Washington Redskins. Please call the front office at One Bills Drive in Orchard Park, NY, if you locate this team. Their fan family is heartbroken and urges whoever is holding them to please bring them back. Sadly, the chances of finding someone alive after a month are not good - I think we may need to prepare ourselves for the worst.........
K-9 Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 I just saw our defense on a milk carton. Sad. GO BILLS!!!
BillsBruce Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 I think they are curled up in the fetal position in their respective lockers at OBD. Each of them repeating the question..."I get paid for this??". I think they're curled up in the fecal position. ('Cause they've played like schitt!)
Ramius Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 I just saw our defense on a milk carton. Sad. GO BILLS!!! I did too. The cute little cow on the carton had just scored a TD.
Jerry Jabber Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 I think we can put the Bills on the Soul Asylum video for "Runaway Train": "Missing since October 30, 2011: The Buffalo Bills"
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 I hear the team is doing a cameo on the cable TV show The Walking Dead.
K-9 Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 I did too. The cute little cow on the carton had just scored a TD. Now you're simply being udderly ridiculous. BA DA BING! BA DA BOOM! I'll be here all week, folks. Remember to tip your bartender and drive home safely. GO BILLS!!!
Hapless Bills Fan Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 Amber alert! Amber alert! Amber alert! The Buffalo Bills football team is missing. Last seen on October 30th leaving the Toronto stadium wearing Blue shirts and white pants after celebrating a shut out win against the Washington Redskins. Please call the front office at One Bills Drive in Orchard Park, NY, if you locate this team. Their fan family is heartbroken and urges whoever is holding them to please bring them back. I thought Amber alert was for child abduction. Wait, what are you saying about our Bills?
TAinLack. Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 Amber alert! Amber alert! Amber alert! The Buffalo Bills football team is missing. Last seen on October 30th leaving the Toronto stadium wearing Blue shirts and white pants after celebrating a shut out win against the Washington Redskins. Please call the front office at One Bills Drive in Orchard Park, NY, if you locate this team. Their fan family is heartbroken and urges whoever is holding them to please bring them back. I think they are being bullied, isn't there laws that can protect the Bills from being bullied by the likes of the upcoming Jets, Titans, Chargers, Dolphins, Broncos and Patriots!!!
PS 56 Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 Amber alert! Amber alert! Amber alert! The Buffalo Bills football team is missing. Last seen on October 30th leaving the Toronto stadium wearing Blue shirts and white pants after celebrating a shut out win against the Washington Redskins. Please call the front office at One Bills Drive in Orchard Park, NY, if you locate this team. Their fan family is heartbroken and urges whoever is holding them to please bring them back. I will be on the lookout on the west coast just in case...
26CornerBlitz Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 Amber alert! Amber alert! Amber alert! The Buffalo Bills football team is missing. Last seen on October 30th leaving the Toronto stadium wearing Blue shirts and white pants after celebrating a shut out win against the Washington Redskins. Please call the front office at One Bills Drive in Orchard Park, NY, if you locate this team. Their fan family is heartbroken and urges whoever is holding them to please bring them back. I wouldn't organize that search party until sometime in 2012.
poo Posted November 23, 2011 Posted November 23, 2011 I think they're curled up in the fecal position. ('Cause they've played like schitt!) Simply wonderful.
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