BuffaloWest Posted November 21, 2011 Posted November 21, 2011 Fitzpatrick needs to shave that mangy, stupid looking , gimmicky beard. Show a commitment to a complete focus on football and not being the guy with the stupid beard. I can see hockey players growing them during a playoff run, but Fitz's beard does give him superhuman powers like Samson's hair did. Brady chopped his long hair off right after the Pat's loss to The Bills. It showed that he was more commiteed to football than growing out his hair to "look cool". Shave your beard Fitz. You look like a total f'in choad! Focus on your job, because right now you and the team you lead are an utter discgrace.
jr1 Posted November 21, 2011 Posted November 21, 2011 He should eat chicken before games like Wade Boggs
K-9 Posted November 21, 2011 Posted November 21, 2011 (edited) Agreed. The mojo of the beard has worn off. He may also want to change it just so some of the tar and feather group won't recognize him as well in public. GO BILLS!!! Edited November 21, 2011 by K-9
Kaz Posted November 21, 2011 Posted November 21, 2011 Fitzpatrick needs to shave that mangy, stupid looking , gimmicky beard. Show a commitment to a complete focus on football and not being the guy with the stupid beard. I can see hockey players growing them during a playoff run, but Fitz's beard does give him superhuman powers like Samson's hair did. Brady chopped his long hair off right after the Pat's loss to The Bills. It showed that he was more commiteed to football than growing out his hair to "look cool". Shave your beard Fitz. You look like a total f'in choad! Focus on your job, because right now you and the team you lead are an utter discgrace. What a clown. I'm glad you're in Tom Brady's head like that.
Gareson Posted November 21, 2011 Posted November 21, 2011 Probably can't affor razors. Um, after he suckered Buffalo into the big contract he can...he can shave all the way to the bank.
RuntheDamnBall Posted November 21, 2011 Posted November 21, 2011 I blame his wedding ring. It's obvious.
T master Posted November 21, 2011 Posted November 21, 2011 I think you all should take a laxative approx. 1 hr before coming on this sight so you can leave all the crap behind & focus on our team & not players cosmetic issues . I don't care if he colors his beard purple & has his ears pierced & puts pie plates in them as long as he gets back to playing the way he was in the beginning of the year !!
hamtenp Posted November 21, 2011 Posted November 21, 2011 (edited) I think you all should take a laxative approx. 1 hr before coming on this sight so you can leave all the crap behind & focus on our team & not players cosmetic issues . I don't care if he colors his beard purple & has his ears pierced & puts pie plates in them as long as he gets back to playing the way he was in the beginning of the year !! If Buddy Nix and Chan Gailey were really so smart, DO u really think they would both have been available for Ralph to hire? Come on Man!!! The below mediocrity grades are finally beginning to show. Edited November 21, 2011 by hamtenp
fansince88 Posted November 21, 2011 Posted November 21, 2011 OK then we can call him the cremson chin.
Pirate Angel Posted November 21, 2011 Posted November 21, 2011 Yes Fitz-tragic the Amish Awful needs to do something.
Captain Hindsight Posted November 21, 2011 Posted November 21, 2011 This is obviously the main issue. Thank you for bringing it to our attention
Shoto Posted November 21, 2011 Posted November 21, 2011 Shave it for the sake of a total Make Over..it's what the team needs a TOTAL MAKE-OVER
BuffaloWings Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 (edited) Agreed. The mojo of the beard has worn off. He may also want to change it just so some of the tar and feather group won't recognize him as well in public. GO BILLS!!! This. My wife told me the same thing the other day. My initial response was negative because he had done so well with it. Now, I wonder.... Edited November 22, 2011 by BuffaloWings
jimmy10 Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 He should also change his jersey number. He's so obviously trying to emulate Dan Fouts. Man up, don't wear any numbers at all, and LEAD THIS TEAM, BEARDY!
RuntheDamnBall Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 If you guys play D&D you know Fitz's charisma has gone way down these past few weeks. I think he needs to sacrifice a greater Quaggoth if he is going to lead the Bills to victory.
#34fan Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 (edited) Great Post. Of course, the brain-dead posse comprised mostly of die-hard Chan-atics, and Fitzophiles will show up to say things like "focus on our team & not players cosmetic issues" OR "I blame his wedding ring. It's obvious." Denial, after all, can be a powerful sedative when used in high doses. I was unaware, however, that it also has hallucinogenic properties as well. For example: Some of us may have witnessed the ill-fated attempts of several loogeys to clear Fitz's facemask. A sight which is sickening enough without having to watch them get stuck in, and dangle from, that full-on festering face-fro he calls a "beard". -Fortunately, others witnessing the same scene, saw the collected, and focused FACE OF OUR FRANCHISE. That's what I call true devotion. I commend them for being able look past the thick trails of mucous to see the wise, grizzled, leader HIDING WITHIN. ALL HAIL FITZ! Slob Field General of the Buffalo Bills! Edited November 22, 2011 by #34fan
Rivermont Mike Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 Just shave off the damned beard, Fitz. It doesn't look good, and it clearly isn't working.
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