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Im at the airport now waiting on me madre. I will have a few bucks cash for gas just in case. Its still probably cheaper then filling my truck.

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They all have to do with gravity...

 

Wasn't #5 "Because I don't have wings"?

 

If they were that broke it makes you wonder what they did about maintenance.

 

"Everyone out, go to Sears and buy some tools, and fix the left wing, or the flight doesn't continue."

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"Everyone out, go to Sears and buy some tools, and fix the left wing, or the flight doesn't continue."

"Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State."

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