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I've noticed our few fair sex members [God bless em :thumbsup:] can expect nothing less then a marriage proposal every time they log on. What sort of forum could a guy get on to be that special? No child care please.

There isn't one. The sheer amount of men on the internet makes it nigh-impossible for such a forum to exist.

 

I suppose you could try the Jezebel comments sections and act like your genitals have been cut off. That'd probably garner you some attention.

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There isn't one. The sheer amount of men on the internet makes it nigh-impossible for such a forum to exist.

 

I suppose you could try the Jezebel comments sections and act like your genitals have been cut off. That'd probably garner you some attention.

I wonder if Oprah.com may the key...

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try ashley madison, or sugardaddies.com

 

I've noticed our few fair sex members [God bless em :thumbsup:] can expect nothing less then a marriage proposal every time they log on. What sort of forum could a guy get on to be that special? No child care please.

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There's probably a Pilates site somewhere that you could go to an regale the ladies with stories of only finding ill-fitting tights and your unique trouble stretching due to years of off-roading, hunting, fishing and hiking in the great outdoors in our 50th state. That might garner you some attention... might. :lol:

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Given all the buzz about Twilight ... you may want to suggest that you are a love starved vampire hiding away in Alaska. If this does not work follow GBID's threads a little more closely to see if you can find compatible mates there.

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I've noticed our few fair sex members [God bless em :thumbsup:] can expect nothing less then a marriage proposal every time they log on. What sort of forum could a guy get on to be that special? No child care please.

 

No need to join a new forum. Try getting breast implants instead.

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Holy :censored: I had no idea any such thing existed ... however, after thinking about it it's hardly shocking news.

 

No doubt it exists.

 

What's more, first rule of the internet: if it exists, there's porn of it.

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There's probably a Pilates site somewhere that you could go to an regale the ladies with stories of only finding ill-fitting tights and your unique trouble stretching due to years of off-roading, hunting, fishing and hiking in the great outdoors in our 50th state. That might garner you some attention... might. :lol:

"ill fitting tights"? You mean the WADERS? That is a first.

Edited by Jim in Anchorage
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