Simon Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 that was a little intense..... fortunately nobody was home and a quick response from the local FD seems to have it mostly under control. Pardon me while I go crack about 15 beers. Cya P.S. Please don't tell my wife...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 that was a little intense..... fortunately nobody was home and a quick response form the local FD seems to have it under control. Pardon me while I go crack about 15 beers. 175415[/snapback] A dirty player with a heart? Have a couple shots, that will calm you down quicker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 that was a little intense..... fortunately nobody was home and a quick response from the local FD seems to have it mostly under control. Pardon me while I go crack about 15 beers. Cya P.S. Please don't tell my wife...... 175415[/snapback] I take it there was a reason for that, and it wasn't just for kicks? Wasn't your house, was it? No one's hurt, are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Damn pyromaniac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Whoa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realist Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 that was a little intense..... fortunately nobody was home and a quick response form the local FD seems to have it mostly under control. Pardon me while I go crack about 15 beers. 175415[/snapback] Seriously? sh--, I always wondered what I would do in that situation if it was a strangers house (family I'd be in there in a second), I hope I would do the same as you. Nice going, glad you're okay and the house was empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted December 23, 2004 Author Share Posted December 23, 2004 A dirty player with a heart? Have a couple shots, that will calm you down quicker. No heart here; it was a looting mission;-) And I'd go for the shots but I'm already about 30 seconds from hurling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duey Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 I just ran into, and quickly out of, a bathroom where someone had taken a tremendous dump. And you think you need a drink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Any flaming kittens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 I just ran into, and quickly out of, a bathroom where someone had taken a tremendous dump. And you think you need a drink! 175433[/snapback] Do you mean tremendous as in hugely wonderful kind of tremendous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted December 23, 2004 Author Share Posted December 23, 2004 Wasn't your house, was it? Yes Tom, I'm currently sitting in the midst of a mass conflagration typing about it. Nobody home, nobody hurt. But I think the Christmas tree is ruined..... Any flaming kittens? What do you think started it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester43 Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 i'm glad you made it out! when i stopped in port a. for a hamburger on my way to the browns game, the story on the front page of the local paper was the tragic death of one of my dear old high school teachers...the guy had woken up at 6am with his house on fire, went outside to wait for the trucks. it was cold out so he thought he would sneak back in the front door to grab his coat. when they firemen came they found him dead of smoke inhalation. something really noxious was in that smoke and it knocked him out almost the instant he went in the door. very sad day for our little town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Any flaming kittens? 175439[/snapback] Meanie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKC Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Stay away from flavored rums- too smokey. Don't tell me it was unlocked, if I'm allowed to imagine you busting the door down with drive block I'll feel obligated to crack an early one myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 What do you think started it? Cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Yes Tom, I'm currently sitting in the midst of a mass conflagration typing about it. 175444[/snapback] Well, excuse the sh-- out of me. Maybe you were across the street and noticed your house in flames, then had to log on to your neighbor's computer to tell everyone here. Or maybe you had to run into your burning house to log on and tell everyone "Hey, guys, I just ran into a burning house to tell you I ran into a burning house! I'm still here, and the beer's getting very warm!" Stupid ideas? Sure...but nothing's too stupid for a LAMP post. But I'll give you credit...running into a burning house is original. Of course, now we're probably going to be inundated with threads from 20 more people saying "I just ran into a burning house! I'm original too! Everyone run into burning houses and the Bills will win!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted December 23, 2004 Author Share Posted December 23, 2004 something really noxious was in that smoke Sorry about your old friend, jes. Right now I'm upwind of the fire and my place smells like a paper mill. Stay away from flavored rums- too smokey. If I stick my finger in a Captain/Coke right now, it's going to taste like absinthe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theesir Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Does this count as a LAMP post??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 LAMP post. 175477[/snapback] A "Look At Me Post" Post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted December 23, 2004 Author Share Posted December 23, 2004 Well, excuse the sh-- out of me. Maybe you were across the street and noticed your house in flames, then had to log on to your neighbor's computer to tell everyone here. Or maybe you had to run into your burning house to log on and tell everyone "Hey, guys, I just ran into a burning house to tell you I ran into a burning house! I'm still here, and the beer's getting very warm!" Stupid ideas? Sure...but nothing's too stupid for a LAMP post. But I'll give you credit...running into a burning house is original. Of course, now we're probably going to be inundated with threads from 20 more people saying "I just ran into a burning house! I'm original too! Everyone run into burning houses and the Bills will win!" 175477[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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