Simon Posted December 23, 2004 Posted December 23, 2004 that was a little intense..... fortunately nobody was home and a quick response from the local FD seems to have it mostly under control. Pardon me while I go crack about 15 beers. Cya P.S. Please don't tell my wife......
Beerball Posted December 23, 2004 Posted December 23, 2004 that was a little intense..... fortunately nobody was home and a quick response form the local FD seems to have it under control. Pardon me while I go crack about 15 beers. 175415[/snapback] A dirty player with a heart? Have a couple shots, that will calm you down quicker.
DC Tom Posted December 23, 2004 Posted December 23, 2004 that was a little intense..... fortunately nobody was home and a quick response from the local FD seems to have it mostly under control. Pardon me while I go crack about 15 beers. Cya P.S. Please don't tell my wife...... 175415[/snapback] I take it there was a reason for that, and it wasn't just for kicks? Wasn't your house, was it? No one's hurt, are they?
Realist Posted December 23, 2004 Posted December 23, 2004 that was a little intense..... fortunately nobody was home and a quick response form the local FD seems to have it mostly under control. Pardon me while I go crack about 15 beers. 175415[/snapback] Seriously? sh--, I always wondered what I would do in that situation if it was a strangers house (family I'd be in there in a second), I hope I would do the same as you. Nice going, glad you're okay and the house was empty.
Simon Posted December 23, 2004 Author Posted December 23, 2004 A dirty player with a heart? Have a couple shots, that will calm you down quicker. No heart here; it was a looting mission;-) And I'd go for the shots but I'm already about 30 seconds from hurling.
duey Posted December 23, 2004 Posted December 23, 2004 I just ran into, and quickly out of, a bathroom where someone had taken a tremendous dump. And you think you need a drink!
Beerball Posted December 23, 2004 Posted December 23, 2004 I just ran into, and quickly out of, a bathroom where someone had taken a tremendous dump. And you think you need a drink! 175433[/snapback] Do you mean tremendous as in hugely wonderful kind of tremendous?
Simon Posted December 23, 2004 Author Posted December 23, 2004 Wasn't your house, was it? Yes Tom, I'm currently sitting in the midst of a mass conflagration typing about it. Nobody home, nobody hurt. But I think the Christmas tree is ruined..... Any flaming kittens? What do you think started it?
jester43 Posted December 23, 2004 Posted December 23, 2004 i'm glad you made it out! when i stopped in port a. for a hamburger on my way to the browns game, the story on the front page of the local paper was the tragic death of one of my dear old high school teachers...the guy had woken up at 6am with his house on fire, went outside to wait for the trucks. it was cold out so he thought he would sneak back in the front door to grab his coat. when they firemen came they found him dead of smoke inhalation. something really noxious was in that smoke and it knocked him out almost the instant he went in the door. very sad day for our little town.
cåblelady Posted December 23, 2004 Posted December 23, 2004 Any flaming kittens? 175439[/snapback] Meanie.
AKC Posted December 23, 2004 Posted December 23, 2004 Stay away from flavored rums- too smokey. Don't tell me it was unlocked, if I'm allowed to imagine you busting the door down with drive block I'll feel obligated to crack an early one myself.
DC Tom Posted December 23, 2004 Posted December 23, 2004 Yes Tom, I'm currently sitting in the midst of a mass conflagration typing about it. 175444[/snapback] Well, excuse the sh-- out of me. Maybe you were across the street and noticed your house in flames, then had to log on to your neighbor's computer to tell everyone here. Or maybe you had to run into your burning house to log on and tell everyone "Hey, guys, I just ran into a burning house to tell you I ran into a burning house! I'm still here, and the beer's getting very warm!" Stupid ideas? Sure...but nothing's too stupid for a LAMP post. But I'll give you credit...running into a burning house is original. Of course, now we're probably going to be inundated with threads from 20 more people saying "I just ran into a burning house! I'm original too! Everyone run into burning houses and the Bills will win!"
Simon Posted December 23, 2004 Author Posted December 23, 2004 something really noxious was in that smoke Sorry about your old friend, jes. Right now I'm upwind of the fire and my place smells like a paper mill. Stay away from flavored rums- too smokey. If I stick my finger in a Captain/Coke right now, it's going to taste like absinthe.
Alaska Darin Posted December 23, 2004 Posted December 23, 2004 LAMP post. 175477[/snapback] A "Look At Me Post" Post?
Simon Posted December 23, 2004 Author Posted December 23, 2004 Well, excuse the sh-- out of me. Maybe you were across the street and noticed your house in flames, then had to log on to your neighbor's computer to tell everyone here. Or maybe you had to run into your burning house to log on and tell everyone "Hey, guys, I just ran into a burning house to tell you I ran into a burning house! I'm still here, and the beer's getting very warm!" Stupid ideas? Sure...but nothing's too stupid for a LAMP post. But I'll give you credit...running into a burning house is original. Of course, now we're probably going to be inundated with threads from 20 more people saying "I just ran into a burning house! I'm original too! Everyone run into burning houses and the Bills will win!" 175477[/snapback]
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