LeviF Posted November 11, 2011 Posted November 11, 2011 On 11/11/2011 at 5:30 AM, Jim in Anchorage said: You will read, endorse and present valid arguments supporting all of Hedds and Norfolks posts. Also admire EII's intelligence and insight. God save your Soul. You forgot Connor. They gotta do Connor too.
Jim in Anchorage Posted November 11, 2011 Posted November 11, 2011 On 11/11/2011 at 6:01 AM, LeviF91 said: You forgot Connor. They gotta do Connor too. Thought of that, a acceptable substitute would be linking Bill Nye videos as your scientific proof.
CosmicBills Posted November 11, 2011 Posted November 11, 2011 It sounds like there is a lot of serious beef over there in the PPP terror-dome.
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted November 11, 2011 Posted November 11, 2011 On 11/11/2011 at 5:09 AM, Buff_bills4ever said: I can pass any test you throw my way! Try surviving on a diet of only lentils for a whole year. Only then will you attain true enlightenment and humility.
/dev/null Posted November 11, 2011 Author Posted November 11, 2011 On 11/11/2011 at 3:55 AM, ofiba said: Didn't someone already create this page a few years back which gives a pretty detailed history of the board? It could use some updating, but it's a start. http://www.twobillsdrive.com/history.htm On 11/11/2011 at 4:06 AM, Jim in Anchorage said: You Mo Fo. I first time I been bit in months. On 11/11/2011 at 4:18 AM, Cynical said: Mutha f.... for ofiba On 11/11/2011 at 4:48 AM, ExiledInIllinois said: I see myself as a simpleton. Something the rest of PPP can all agree on
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 11, 2011 Posted November 11, 2011 On 11/11/2011 at 2:35 PM, /dev/null said: Something the rest of PPP can all agree on Hey... You are the Ron Paul supporter... Where does that put you on the simpleton scale? Me thinks you got me beat... On 11/11/2011 at 5:59 AM, Jim in Anchorage said: Break out the Thesaurus for that one? As usual, it makes no sense. Dude, You failed the test! You must be a noob too. That was Melissa in Philly's definition of DCTom... Yeah, you guessed it... Before your time... Maybe you and the noobs need to both go to school!
DC Tom Posted November 11, 2011 Posted November 11, 2011 On 11/11/2011 at 10:49 PM, ExiledInIllinois said: Dude, You failed the test! You must be a noob too. That was Melissa in Philly's definition of DCTom... Yeah, you guessed it... Before your time... Maybe you and the noobs need to both go to school! How can you remember that, but have the English skills of a Pakistani immigrant cab driver?
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 12, 2011 Posted November 12, 2011 On 11/11/2011 at 11:50 PM, DC Tom said: How can you remember that, but have the English skills of a Pakistani immigrant cab driver? It is rather easy. After almost 10 years, you are not going out of your way to make people forget it. What more of a perfect definition can there be... Melissa nailed it. Don't misjudge the English skills of a Pakistani cab driver. Oh wait, that is what makes you a pedantic, supercilious anal orifice.
CosmicBills Posted November 12, 2011 Posted November 12, 2011 I need to spend more time on the PPP board I guess. I'm learning so much about posters that I thought I knew!
/dev/null Posted November 12, 2011 Author Posted November 12, 2011 (edited) On 11/11/2011 at 10:49 PM, ExiledInIllinois said: Hey... You are the Ron Paul supporter... Where does that put you on the simpleton scale? Me thinks you got me beat... Sometimes the simple answer is the correct answer Edited November 12, 2011 by /dev/null
Pilsner Posted November 12, 2011 Posted November 12, 2011 On 11/12/2011 at 4:46 AM, /dev/null said: Sometimes the simple answer is the correct answer Right on. Can't argue with simplicity if it gets to the root of things. Who want's complications after all?
Nanker Posted November 12, 2011 Posted November 12, 2011 They must first entertain us with tales of their drinking excess and drug abuse in days gone by. Then a full accounting of how they lost their virginity - including pics - must be PMed around the Seventh Circle of Secret Initiates. Only then should they be allowed to start a post and their first post should be one asking for advice on a home repair; a pending purchase, e.g.; electronics; a pet problem; a female member of the opposite sex. That thread should include a post of at least 3,000 words - of their own crafting. Once the Grammar and Punctuation Police have reviewed it and its found to have fewer than 3.5 mistakes, they can be allowed to freely post.
Fan in San Diego Posted November 12, 2011 Posted November 12, 2011 On 11/11/2011 at 12:52 PM, BLZFAN4LIFE said: Try surviving on a diet of only lentils for a whole year. Only then will you attain true enlightenment and humility. How did that experiment end? I got banished for awhile and lost track.
Just Jack Posted November 13, 2011 Posted November 13, 2011 On 11/12/2011 at 8:45 PM, Fan in San Diego said: How did that experiment end? I got banished for awhile and lost track. He caved and had a burger if I remember correctly.
DC Tom Posted November 13, 2011 Posted November 13, 2011 On 11/12/2011 at 12:34 AM, ExiledInIllinois said: It is rather easy. After almost 10 years, you are not going out of your way to make people forget it. What more of a perfect definition can there be... Melissa nailed it. Don't misjudge the English skills of a Pakistani cab driver. Oh wait, that is what makes you a pedantic, supercilious anal orifice. No, I meant how can you remember to spell it correctly. The mind boggles.
LancasterSteve Posted November 13, 2011 Posted November 13, 2011 (edited) On 11/10/2011 at 3:57 PM, /dev/null said: TSW has recently taken on several refugees from another message board. Just like immigrants are required to take a test before becoming a full fledged citizen, I think we should hold these n00bs to some kind of TSW citizenship requirements. For starters, before they can start a new thread I think they should have to be required to read the Retatta thread, all 560+ pages of Last Post Wins!, and explain why they are all horrible human beings. A little TSW history: http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/8948-otis-there-a-site-do-to-calculate/ You want Retatta, we got Retatta: http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/25951-oh-this-is-nicereal-nice/ Or how about that Tracy Lee classic DVD coping escapade and meltdown: http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/11461-ot-dvd-burning-software/page__p__141994 Edited November 13, 2011 by LancasterSteve
Mr_Blizzard Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 On 11/10/2011 at 3:57 PM, /dev/null said: TSW has recently taken on several refugees from another message board. Just like immigrants are required to take a test before becoming a full fledged citizen, I think we should hold these n00bs to some kind of TSW citizenship requirements. For starters, before they can start a new thread I think they should have to be required to read the Retatta thread, all 560+ pages of Last Post Wins!, and explain why they are all horrible human beings. Anyone else have ideas for hazing, err TSW citizenship requirements? They need to read all the "Trent is our QB" threads
Chef Jim Posted November 15, 2011 Posted November 15, 2011 On 11/11/2011 at 5:09 AM, Buff_bills4ever said: I can pass any test you throw my way! How long does it take to cook Retatta?
Ramius Posted November 15, 2011 Posted November 15, 2011 On 11/11/2011 at 5:09 AM, Buff_bills4ever said: I can pass any test you throw my way! In 2 paragraphs or less, explain the effects of a truculent triceratops on east german scientists rolling a standard 6-sided die, and then subsequently use that position to simultaneously support the arguments that evolution is a failure because birds didn't evolve back into dinosaurs and that kelly holcomb is a great QB.
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