Chef Jim Posted November 10, 2011 Posted November 10, 2011 Oh, all right. I'm just enjoying the pleasure of this experience because it's a level playing field for me here. No it's not. You're a woman.
B-Large Posted November 10, 2011 Posted November 10, 2011 No it's not. You're a woman. What she meant to say was the stove is properly level, so the stew she is brewing cooks evenly.....
erynthered Posted November 10, 2011 Posted November 10, 2011 What she meant to say was the stove is properly level, so the stew she is brewing cooks evenly..... I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right? Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace! They *broke* the chalice from the palace? And replaced it with a flagon. A flagon...? With the figure of a dragon. Right. But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle? No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true! Just remember that.
B-Large Posted November 10, 2011 Posted November 10, 2011 I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right? Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace! They *broke* the chalice from the palace? And replaced it with a flagon. A flagon...? With the figure of a dragon. Right. But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle? No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true! Just remember that. What the F was that all about? Is this code for a women's place is in the kitchen?
Chef Jim Posted November 10, 2011 Posted November 10, 2011 a women's place is in the kitchen I'm the Chef, so no it's not.
B-Large Posted November 10, 2011 Posted November 10, 2011 I'm the Chef, so no it's not. It begs the question, then, where is a Woman's place then?
B-Man Posted November 10, 2011 Posted November 10, 2011 I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right? Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace! They *broke* the chalice from the palace? And replaced it with a flagon. A flagon...? With the figure of a dragon. Right. But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle? No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true! Just remember that. Sweet...........a Danny Kaye reference...........I knew I was going to like it here. .
erynthered Posted November 10, 2011 Posted November 10, 2011 Sweet...........a Danny Kaye reference...........I knew I was going to like it here. . When I read blarges post that the first thing that came to my mind. BTW, we're showing our age by just knowing that was DK. Cheers!!
Koko78 Posted November 10, 2011 Posted November 10, 2011 Bwhahahahahahahaha! Good thing here is that I get to dish it right back atcha, baybee B word. There, fixed it for you proper-like. Get with the program, woman! Fricken old people...
B-Large Posted November 10, 2011 Posted November 10, 2011 Sweet...........a Danny Kaye reference...........I knew I was going to like it here. . When I read blarges post that the first thing that came to my mind. BTW, we're showing our age by just knowing that was DK. Cheers!! There, fixed it for you proper-like. Get with the program, woman! Fricken old people... it's like a Geriatric Center over here.... I wonder what time Bingo is?
B-Man Posted November 10, 2011 Posted November 10, 2011 it's like a Geriatric Center over here.... I wonder what time Bingo is? Hey ! Watch it, you young whippersnapper ! There were cool people before Tim Curry you know. Don't get me started on my Al Jolson, Eddie Cantor collection.
B-Large Posted November 10, 2011 Posted November 10, 2011 Hey ! Watch it, you young whippersnapper ! There were cool people before Tim Curry you know. Don't get me started on my Al Jolson, Eddie Cantor collection. I am going to ask my parents to did up my old hardcopy encylopedias so I research these two historical figures you speak of..... As far as Tim Curry, RHPS was screening 5 years before my parents got intimate on my behalf.
wyobilzfan Posted November 10, 2011 Posted November 10, 2011 Nice to know there are others here who were alive at the same time as Danny Kaye and Ed Sullivan. You know how we old bitches don't like change...
DC Tom Posted November 11, 2011 Posted November 11, 2011 it's like a Geriatric Center over here.... I wonder what time Bingo is? Get the !@#$ off my lawn...
B-Large Posted November 11, 2011 Posted November 11, 2011 Get the !@#$ off my lawn... Suck it, grandpa.....
OCinBuffalo Posted November 11, 2011 Posted November 11, 2011 What a great example you're all setting for our new hosts. Sit up straight. Napkins on your laps. Are you schitting me? We'll see what you have to say when you get your first gratuitously insulting beat down. For some odd reason I have been sorta relating all the new people to Simpson's characters...just so I can keep track of you. Nothing permanent, just a sorting mechanism. However, you are starting make Martin stick. Team Discovery Channel! It begs the question, then, where is a Woman's place then? I don't know, and neither do they. Unintended consequences of the feminist movement. I do know that I don't want to be part of that neurotic discussion, because there is absolutely nothing to gain for me, and a lot to lose.
Chef Jim Posted November 11, 2011 Posted November 11, 2011 It begs the question, then, where is a Woman's place then? It's not a place......it's more what one would call a position.
DC Tom Posted November 11, 2011 Posted November 11, 2011 Oh, all right. I'm just enjoying the pleasure of this experience because it's a level playing field for me here. I'm going to skip the now-trite "woman" joke, and simply point out: No it's not. You're a newbie here. And even if you weren't...ask around. I can kill you with my brain.
D'love Posted November 11, 2011 Posted November 11, 2011 I'm going to skip the now-trite "woman" joke, and simply point out: No it's not. You're a newbie here. And even if you weren't...ask around. I can kill you with my brain. HARharharharharharharharharharharhar omgz so funny harharhar.
Jim in Anchorage Posted November 11, 2011 Posted November 11, 2011 I'm going to skip the now-trite "woman" joke, and simply point out: No it's not. You're a newbie here. And even if you weren't...ask around. I can kill you with my brain. Only if he eats it. Nasty OD.
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