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50 pound slab of blue ice falls off Air Force One


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A few years ago the headline for that article would have read something like "Bush Takes Dump on Peaceful Protesters".

 

Other potential headlines:

 

Haliburton Manufactures Ice Death Machine for Dick Cheney

 

Was the ice really dropped by a fighter jet?

 

No blood for ice!

 

Dan Rather would have found the official documentation authorizing the dropping of the ice.

 

Alex Jones would be spend the next 10 years exposing the truth that it was in fact a Bilderberger/NWO/Trilateral/Illuminati/Council of Foreign Relations/Free Masons/Reptoid false flag to get us to invade Antarctica

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Other potential headlines:

 

Haliburton Manufactures Ice Death Machine for Dick Cheney

 

Was the ice really dropped by a fighter jet?

 

No blood for ice!

 

Dan Rather would have found the official documentation authorizing the dropping of the ice.

 

Alex Jones would be spend the next 10 years exposing the truth that it was in fact a Bilderberger/NWO/Trilateral/Illuminati/Council of Foreign Relations/Free Masons/Reptoid false flag to get us to invade Antarctica

 

And Fox would have run with "Bush's Iraq Policy 'Down To Earth'."

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Clark County Director of Aviation Randall Walker was immediately notified and dispatched airport personnel to the campsite, but witnesses report that the blue ice had melted by the time officials arrived leaving only a smelly brown residue.

 

 

 

 

Perfect. It fit right in with the rest of the smelly idiots there.

 

 

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