Man Imprisoned for Trying to Turn Poop into Gold

[UConn James]

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Geez! People expect me to turn stevestojan into gold for them every day!

[Just Jack]

1) Collect poop

2) ?????

3) Profit

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1) Collect poop

2) ?????

3) Profit

 

Actually the quote is:

Collect Underpants

???

Profit!!!

 

But hey, those underpants may have a few nuggets...