Barack Obama Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 My uh fellow Uhmericans, I uhm need some uh help finding a little lost, uhhhhm dog. He uhm goes by the name of TOTUS and loves lots of attention. Thank you, God uh bless you, and uhhh God Bless the Fiftyseven States of Uhmerica http://www.nbcwashington.com/video/#!/news/local/President-s-Seal--Podium-and-Equipment-Stolen/132036708 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveinElma Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 http://www.nbc12.com/story/15716468/thieves-steal-truck-with-presidents-equipment Looks like Oblameo is going to be "speechless" for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Adams Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 The character you've created's nightmare is coming true. Black vs. Black for president. No way out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveinElma Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 The character you've created's nightmare is coming true. Black vs. Black for president. No way out. I've always liked Herman Cain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/10/18/truck-with-obamas-teleprompter-audio-equipment-stolen-in-virginia/print Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 Don't panic....Joe Biden is temporarily in charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 Don't panic....Joe Biden is temporarily in charge. That's great. This country can use a little more rhetorical flourish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 I wonder how Obama feels waking up in the morning knowing he's being protected by a group that can't even protect his A/V equipment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanM.D. Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 I wonder how Obama feels waking up in the morning knowing he's being protected by a group that can't even protect his A/V equipment... Seriously! How in the heck can a bunch of criminals have access to equipment that will (errrr....would have) literally be a few feet from the POTUS? Crazy. Somebody's gonna have a career casualty in this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob's House Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 That happened in my county. RVA Bitches!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Seriously! How in the heck can a bunch of criminals have access to equipment that will (errrr....would have) literally be a few feet from the POTUS? Crazy. Somebody's gonna have a career casualty in this one. I'm sure your average Congressman can get pretty close to the equipment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drinkTHEkoolaid Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Would have been 1358754356 times better if this ended up like the scene in anchorman where Ron burgandy just blindly reads whatever is in the teleprompter. Stay classy America and go !@#$ yourself I'm president Obama and I approve this message Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 (edited) The Applause-o-meter must have turned up missing too http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn-obama-ends-bus-tour-20111019,0,1982231.story The president got a polite reception from the 100 or so people crowded into the station garage. Early in his speech he mentioned his American Jobs Act. One or two people clapped. "You can go ahead and clap," the president said. "Go ahead, nothing wrong with it." Edited October 21, 2011 by /dev/null Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drinkTHEkoolaid Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 The Applause-o-meter must have turned up missing too http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn-obama-ends-bus-tour-20111019,0,1982231.story The president got a polite reception from the 100 or so people crowded into the station garage. Early in his speech he mentioned his American Jobs Act. One or two people clapped. "You can go ahead and clap," the president said. "Go ahead, nothing wrong with it." Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Update, the thief gets 7 years in prison for stealing the truck with TOTUS... http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/virginia-man-gets-seven-years-prison-stealing-obama-012833191.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Come In Peace Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Don't panic....Joe Biden is temporarily in charge. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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