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Strangely, I'm reminded of a quote by Groucho Marx that ended up having him taken off the air.

On "You Bet Your Life," a woman contestant was introducing herself and said she had nine children.

Groucho said, "Nine children! Lady, I like my cigar too, but I take it out every once and a while."

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A woman is suing an Southern California "marital aid" manufacturer for personal injury and emotional duress.

 

In her lawsuit, April Bonjour claims she and her boyfriend were using a vibrator made by Pipedream Products when she suddenly felt a sharp pain and began bleeding profusely.

 

This should get thrown out of court in about a second.

 

Hurt by using a "marital aid" with her boyfriend? RTFM lady......for use with a husband, not a boyfriend.

 

 

And April Bonjour? Seriously? Is that her real name or were they filming a porno?

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