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only 8 hours. Some parts of Richmond that house all of the clubs and things are now said to be under 16 feet of flash flooded roads.

 

We are having MAJOR flooding starting in Richmond now. 12.5 inches of rain and counting so far in about 9 hours.

 

I-95, which is the busiest road on the East Coast, is closed through Richmond because of 5 FEET DEEP of water over the highway.

 

It takes me 35 minutes to get to work, and it took me 2 1/2 hours to get home. All creeks and streams are flash flooding.

 

120,000 without power. I've never seen anything like this.

 

We've had our wettest summer of the year here ever with 20 plus inches of rain in June, July and August....until today, where we added 12.5 and counting in EIGHT HOURS!

 

Go Bills!

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Wow...hope your family and house are safe...Gaston hit Raleigh earlier today, but we only got around 4 inches...dry out soon!!

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THis is unreal, it's been pouring all day. There are tractor trailers floating down I-95.

 

We've even taken over top of hour coverage of Hurricane Frances on the Weather Channel with Jim Cantore. LOL, now I know this is big.

 

State of emergency declared. But the city is pretty much gridlocked because no one can get home.

 

Unreal!

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Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston

Looking so down in the dumps

Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston

Even when taking your lumps

There's no man in town as admired as you

You're ev'ryone's favorite guy

Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you

And it's not very hard to see why

No one's slick as Gaston

No one's quick as Gaston

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's

For there's no man in town half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon!

You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

Lefou and Chorus:

No one's been like Gaston

A king pin like Gaston

LeFou:

No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

Gaston:

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

Lefou and Chorus:

My what a guy, that Gaston!

Give five "hurrahs!"

Give twelve "hip-hips!"

LeFou:

Gaston is the best

And the rest is all drips

Chorus:

No one fights like Gaston

Douses lights like Gaston

LeFou:

In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!

Bimbettes:

For there's no one as burly and brawny

Gaston:

As you see I've got biceps to spare

LeFou:

Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny

Gaston:

That's right!

And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair

Chorus:

No one hits like Gaston

Matches wits like Gaston

LeFou:

In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

Gaston:

I'm espcially good at expectorating!

Ptoooie!

Chorus:

Ten points for Gaston!

Gaston:

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs

Ev'ry morning to help me get large

And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs

So I'm roughly the size of a barge!

Chorus:

Oh, ahhh, wow!

My what a guy, that Gaston!

No one shoots like Gaston

Makes those beauts like Gaston

LeFou:

Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston

Gaston:

I use antlers in all of my decorating!

Chorus:

My what a guy,

Gaston!

 

Stay dry, guys :unsure:

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