Cugalabanza Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 A little too quiet in here today. I’m having a boring day here and I need some entertainment. Let’s try to step it up now. C’mon, hit me with some funny ****. Dance for me, clowns!
Captain Hindsight Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 A little too quiet in here today. I’m having a boring day here and I need some entertainment. Let’s try to step it up now. C’mon, hit me with some funny ****. Dance for me, clowns! I'm not your whore! I did just fart kinda loud in the library
Cugalabanza Posted September 30, 2011 Author Posted September 30, 2011 I really, really loathe Modest Mouse. I know, they suck NOW. But in 1997... [makes Italian chef finger-kiss gesture) mmmwaah!!!
CountDorkula Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 So a guy walks into a bar, and says ouch . . .
dib Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 horse walks into a bar, bartender says: "why the long face?"
dib Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 Skeleton walks into a bar and says: "Give me a beer and a mop"
LeviF Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 Why do Mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec
Cugalabanza Posted September 30, 2011 Author Posted September 30, 2011 Why do Mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec Ah, it took me a minute, but
KD in CA Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"
DC Tom Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 Why do Mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec Technically, mathematicians don't work in octal. That's more a computer programmer joke. A math joke is: what do you get when you cross an elephant with a palm tree? Elephant palm tree sine theta.
erynthered Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 What’s the difference between a big Italian helicopter and a little Italian helicopter?
DC Tom Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 What’s the difference between a big Italian helicopter and a little Italian helicopter? Size. What a stupid !@#$ing joke.
DC Tom Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 Wrong. One's big, and one's small. They differ by size. The only way that's wrong is if you told it wrong.
erynthered Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 One's big, and one's small. They differ by size. Wrong again.
Gary M Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 Wrong again. Are you going to attach a video? because if you are going to type it it won't be funny.
DC Tom Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 Wrong again. So the big helicopter and the small helicopter are the same size??? Can we get someone with half a clue in here to tell the joke for you? You're an idiot.
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