Cugalabanza Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 A little too quiet in here today. I’m having a boring day here and I need some entertainment. Let’s try to step it up now. C’mon, hit me with some funny ****. Dance for me, clowns!
Captain Hindsight Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 On 9/30/2011 at 4:05 PM, gringo starr said: A little too quiet in here today. I’m having a boring day here and I need some entertainment. Let’s try to step it up now. C’mon, hit me with some funny ****. Dance for me, clowns! I'm not your whore! I did just fart kinda loud in the library
Cugalabanza Posted September 30, 2011 Author Posted September 30, 2011 On 9/30/2011 at 4:06 PM, LeviF91 said: I really, really loathe Modest Mouse. I know, they suck NOW. But in 1997... [makes Italian chef finger-kiss gesture) mmmwaah!!!
CountDorkula Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 So a guy walks into a bar, and says ouch . . .
dib Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 horse walks into a bar, bartender says: "why the long face?"
dib Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 Skeleton walks into a bar and says: "Give me a beer and a mop"
LeviF Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 Why do Mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec
Cugalabanza Posted September 30, 2011 Author Posted September 30, 2011 On 9/30/2011 at 5:08 PM, LeviF91 said: Why do Mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec Ah, it took me a minute, but
KD in CA Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"
DC Tom Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 On 9/30/2011 at 5:08 PM, LeviF91 said: Why do Mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec Technically, mathematicians don't work in octal. That's more a computer programmer joke. A math joke is: what do you get when you cross an elephant with a palm tree? Elephant palm tree sine theta.
erynthered Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 What’s the difference between a big Italian helicopter and a little Italian helicopter?
DC Tom Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 On 9/30/2011 at 5:30 PM, erynthered said: What’s the difference between a big Italian helicopter and a little Italian helicopter? Size. What a stupid !@#$ing joke.
erynthered Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 On 9/30/2011 at 5:32 PM, DC Tom said: Size. Wrong.
DC Tom Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 On 9/30/2011 at 5:38 PM, erynthered said: Wrong. One's big, and one's small. They differ by size. The only way that's wrong is if you told it wrong.
erynthered Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 On 9/30/2011 at 5:46 PM, DC Tom said: One's big, and one's small. They differ by size. Wrong again.
Gary M Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 On 9/30/2011 at 5:48 PM, erynthered said: Wrong again. Are you going to attach a video? because if you are going to type it it won't be funny.
DC Tom Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 On 9/30/2011 at 5:48 PM, erynthered said: Wrong again. So the big helicopter and the small helicopter are the same size??? Can we get someone with half a clue in here to tell the joke for you? You're an idiot.
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