The Poojer Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 (edited) be careful...the picture may be a bit disturbing for some..... I wonder if he ate the rest of the body ---sorry if this was already posted somewhere ---- Edited September 30, 2011 by The Poojer
BUFFALOKIE Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 That aint right. Is that what passes for humor nowadays?
The Wiz Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 My favorite quote. “Every now and then, it just does me good to remember what it felt like when my body held human life and warmth.”
judman Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 “Oh, it’s really hot,” added Belichick, describing the moment he first dipped a toe into the torrid innards. Classic.
dfwbillsfan Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 "The three-time Super Bowl champion coach also confirmed he reduced the anxiety caused by 93 yards in penalties by listening to his Sounds Of The Rwandan Genocide" Thanks for the link! That was the most disturbing artice I've read from The Onion. Ya think there's much hate for bellicheat?
cantankerous Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 “Every now and then, it just does me good to remember what it felt like when my body held human life and warmth.” Hahaha
The Poojer Posted September 30, 2011 Author Posted September 30, 2011 Man if only someone had posted this a couple hours earlier :-) http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/136182-bill-bellichecks-relaxation-technique/page__pid__2267945#entry2267945
Hapless Bills Fan Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 Click me It started out funny. If it ended here: "The 59-year-old coach told reporters that completely immersing himself in bodily fluids transported him to a serene place where the Patriots defense has not allowed more yards than any other team in the NFL this season <HOPEFUL SEZ: PERIOD. END OF ARTICLE> It would have stayed funny. The remaining 8 paragraphs were just over-the-top for me:thumbdown: and Devin McCourty is the least of the Patriots worries on D (IMO).
billsfan in n.h Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 i wonder what he will soak in if they lose to the "raidas"??? hydroflouric acid maybe? bull penis, hippopotamus bladders,tom bradys liver
saundena Posted October 8, 2011 Posted October 8, 2011 http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/bill-belichick-forgets-about-loss-by-relaxing-in-b,26213/ Also, is it just me, or does Andy Reid look like a Pigman?
San Jose Bills Fan Posted October 8, 2011 Posted October 8, 2011 http://www.onionspor...ing-in-b,26213/ Also, is it just me, or does Andy Reid look like a Pigman? He is not an attractive human being. If I had to look like Andy Reid or Mike Holmgren, I guess I'd pick Holmgren. Sorry, what was the question again?
Hapless Bills Fan Posted October 8, 2011 Posted October 8, 2011 http://www.onionspor...ing-in-b,26213/ Also, is it just me, or does Andy Reid look like a Pigman? For me, this one "jumped the shark"
Dr. K Posted October 8, 2011 Posted October 8, 2011 I like the Onion and I dislike Belichick, but this is way too much.
Mr_Blizzard Posted October 8, 2011 Posted October 8, 2011 be careful...the picture may be a bit disturbing for some..... Buffalo entrails?
SelmonSmith6378 Posted October 8, 2011 Posted October 8, 2011 Wow. That;s not even funny, it's like something out of a horror film!
WVUFootball29 Posted October 9, 2011 Posted October 9, 2011 I think I'd prefer the Ricky Williams relaxation techniques
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted October 9, 2011 Posted October 9, 2011 (edited) I like the Onion and I dislike Belichick, but this is way too much. Then you know that there's no such thing as "too much" in the eyes of The Onion. http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-matter-how-much-you-protect-your-kids-sooner-or,26255/ Edited October 9, 2011 by SageAgainstTheMachine
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