Gary M Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 Welcome to We the People on WhiteHouse.gov. This tool provides you with a new way to petition the Obama Administration to take action on a range of important issues facing our country. If a petition gets enough support, White House staff will review it, ensure it’s sent to the appropriate policy experts, and issue an official response. https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions#!/petitions/popular/0/2/0/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 Welcome to We the People on WhiteHouse.gov. This tool provides you with a new way to petition the Obama Administration to take action on a range of important issues facing our country. If a petition gets enough support, White House staff will review it, ensure it’s sent to the appropriate policy experts, and issue an official response. https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions#!/petitions/popular/0/2/0/ So we can petition for free jelly beans, and Obama's resignation, and if it gets enough attention they'll take it seriously? Good plan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 So we can petition for free jelly beans... Can someone do this? Like, now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 So we can petition for free jelly beans, and Obama's resignation, and if it gets enough attention they'll take it seriously? Good plan... The first petition to reach the threshold is for legalizing pot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 The first petition to reach the threshold is for legalizing pot And the most recent one created is to "prohibit all federal agencies from promoting, endorsing, or funding fluoridation of the public drinking water." Yeah, this petition site is a great idea. Can't wait until the Truthers and Birthers twig to it... Can someone do this? Like, now? Yes We Can! Seriously...if you register, you can create a petition. Of course, if you register, you probably get put on an Obama campaign mailing list. Which, yes, would be illegal as !@#$... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 Of course, if you register, you probably get put on an Obama campaign mailing list. Which, yes, would be illegal as !@#$... From: WeThePeople@YesWeCan.Gov To: IdiotWhoStartedPetition@idiot.doh Dear <insert_name>, Thank you for signing a petition to address <whatever_was_on_your_mind>. We at YesWeCan.Gov are deeply committed to your cause of <whatever_our_software_mined>. But there are those among non-Democrats who would see such great works undone. For a meager $10 contribution to the Innocuous Sounding Group that is really a front for the DNC and and George Soros we can further advance the cause of <mined_from_petition>. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 From: WeThePeople@YesWeCan.Gov To: IdiotWhoStartedPetition@idiot.doh Dear <insert_name>, Thank you for signing a petition to address <whatever_was_on_your_mind>. We at YesWeCan.Gov are deeply committed to your cause of <whatever_our_software_mined>. But there are those among non-Democrats who would see such great works undone. For a meager $10 contribution to the Innocuous Sounding Group that is really a front for the DNC and and George Soros we can further advance the cause of <mined_from_petition>. As a side note, I want a .doh domain name. Dibs on conner.doh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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