Thoner7 Posted September 20, 2011 Posted September 20, 2011 Fitz scored a 1580 on his SAT simply by writing Ryan Fitzpatrick for every answer. I heard Fitzpatrick can divide by zero....
AReed Deep For 7 Posted September 20, 2011 Posted September 20, 2011 These were too good to let go Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:23 PM) Fitz makes onions cry MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:23 PM) Sun Tzu wrote: “If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Fitz, run.” jwolf02 : (19 September 2011 - 10:22 PM) Fitzy once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. /dev/null : (19 September 2011 - 10:22 PM) The Mayans ended their calendar in 2012 in anticipation of Super Bowl MVP Ryan Fitzpatrick Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:21 PM) Fitz can draw a circle... with a ruler Hopeful : (19 September 2011 - 10:20 PM) Is one of you capturing this? Too much! LOL! MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:20 PM) When the Boogie Man goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Fitz Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:20 PM) Seal team Six is the government code name for Fitz Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:20 PM) haha sage Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:19 PM) The word "phobia" is latin for Fitzpatrick SageAgainstT... : (19 September 2011 - 10:19 PM) Ryan Fitzpatrick won the main event at the World Series of Poker...using pokemon cards. jwolf02 : (19 September 2011 - 10:18 PM) hahah SageAgainstT... : (19 September 2011 - 10:18 PM) When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Ryan Fitzpatrick. qwksilver : (19 September 2011 - 10:18 PM) keep'em coming BiggieScooby : (19 September 2011 - 10:17 PM) great highlight by berman, he da man! /dev/null : (19 September 2011 - 10:17 PM) Ryan Fitzpatrick can not only break the speed of light, he can fix it too Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:16 PM) Fitz just changed his DNA to make usre no one can duplicate him... he just did it again MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:16 PM) lol honus wagner. When Marv Levy talked about crossing the river, Fitz was already on the other side. kota : (19 September 2011 - 10:16 PM) it was awesome i love Berman jwolf02 : (19 September 2011 - 10:15 PM) haha... sorry about that captain hindsight SageAgainstT... : (19 September 2011 - 10:15 PM) epic bills highlight on the fastest 3 minutes Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:15 PM) @ Jwolfe... just spit my water... new keyboard needed Bosports20 : (19 September 2011 - 10:14 PM) love boomer /dev/null : (19 September 2011 - 10:14 PM) Honus Wagner's most prized collectable is an autographed Ryan Fitzpatrick rookie card jwolf02 : (19 September 2011 - 10:14 PM) They used to make Amish Rifle toilet paper, but it wouldnt take **** from anybody MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:13 PM) Trent Edwards is afraid to throw a check down when he sees Fitz Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:13 PM) Fitz unscrambles scrambled eggs jwolf02 : (19 September 2011 - 10:13 PM) haha, nice Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:13 PM) Fitz doesnt wear a condom. There is no such thing as protection from fitz /dev/null : (19 September 2011 - 10:12 PM) Ryan Fitzpatrick doesn't read the playbook. All the X's and O's assemble themselves out of fear jwolf02 : (19 September 2011 - 10:11 PM) Fitzy's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried qwksilver : (19 September 2011 - 10:11 PM) Eric Clapton took guitar lessons from Fitz /dev/null : (19 September 2011 - 10:11 PM) A Klondike Bar would do anything for Ryan Fitzpatrick MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:10 PM) Fitz's stare can make onions cry. qwksilver : (19 September 2011 - 10:10 PM) There is a paper airlplane on the moon that is signed Fitz... /dev/null : (19 September 2011 - 10:10 PM) If Fitz lived in ancient Sparta, the other 299 guys could have stayed home qwksilver : (19 September 2011 - 10:09 PM) Labrador puppies think Fitzy is cute MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:08 PM) this is awesome - it is now fun to be a Bills fan again ... for awhile at least /dev/null : (19 September 2011 - 10:08 PM) Fitz taught Yoda how to use the Force MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:07 PM) lol Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:07 PM) Fitz's children were born with a full beard MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:07 PM) Fitz grew his awesome beard by 16. Seconds. qwksilver : (19 September 2011 - 10:06 PM) Fitz has a pet sasquatch Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:05 PM) Fitz farted... and the universe was born Fitzbeardy : (19 September 2011 - 10:04 PM) Fitz just broke the all time saves record.. in one night.. MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:04 PM) When Google can't find something, it calls Fitz /dev/null : (19 September 2011 - 10:03 PM) oh wait, we're doing Ryan Fitzpatrick. lol, I do these with Ron Paul too /dev/null : (19 September 2011 - 10:03 PM) Ron Paul once ordered a Whopper from KFC. And got one PromoTheRobot : (19 September 2011 - 10:02 PM) Midas turned to Fitz MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:02 PM) Fitz fought the law and .... Fitz won. Wow thanks for this.... its great to see the board in good spirits. after the won sunk in yesterday i thought i cant wait to log onto TBD @ work tom
QB Bills Posted September 20, 2011 Posted September 20, 2011 Fitz sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. She bleeds for a few days after.
BUFFALOKIE Posted September 20, 2011 Posted September 20, 2011 I need to have a shirt made now that you said that. I think this pic would help it out too. http://fourthdownfootball.com/assets/ryan-fitzpatrick.jpg Yeah but, that uniform is hideous. I had no idea how ugly it was until I saw the new ones. The pose is perfect, but you have to use the new unis. I beg you. Please.
The Wiz Posted September 20, 2011 Posted September 20, 2011 (edited) Yeah but, that uniform is hideous. I had no idea how ugly it was until I saw the new ones. The pose is perfect, but you have to use the new unis. I beg you. Please. I'll try to find a new picture. I like the new uni better too. Edited September 20, 2011 by The Wiz
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