papazoid Posted September 18, 2011 Posted September 18, 2011 What do the raiders and opossums have in common? They both get killed on the road.
ChronicRaiderJoeBump Posted September 18, 2011 Author Posted September 18, 2011 The real reason ralph wilson is going to miss the game is because this is his week where he has to go around town waking up buddy nix and chan gailey.
Hapless Bills Fan Posted September 18, 2011 Posted September 18, 2011 When did we pick up Fred Taylor? If we actually did have him on the Bills, I'd make fun of his age too. Typical Raiders fan, doesn't know much about football. If you did, you'd probably be a fan of another team. Ouch. That's been said about Bills fans you know.
ChronicRaiderJoeBump Posted September 18, 2011 Author Posted September 18, 2011 Moats is so bad that even after a successful year, they change his position and move him down down down the depth chart
3rdnlng Posted September 18, 2011 Posted September 18, 2011 I think you're missing some Sar Chasm here. This thread is hysterical Yah, the guy knows who SCOOBY is and he's a Raider fan. His name alone should have made everybody pretty suspicious.
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted September 18, 2011 Posted September 18, 2011 the buffalo jills are so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back You had a few good ones, now you're running out of material. BTW, You're so ugly, your mother had to get drunk before she breast fed you.
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted September 18, 2011 Posted September 18, 2011 That's what I'm thinking. Or maybe DC Tom. Like there's a difference?
ChronicRaiderJoeBump Posted September 18, 2011 Author Posted September 18, 2011 You had a few good ones, now you're running out of material. BTW, You're so ugly, your mother had to get drunk before she breast fed you. Your mom is so ugly she applied to be a buffalo jill and lost out to marshawn lynch
papazoid Posted September 18, 2011 Posted September 18, 2011 WHAT HAS 1000 LEGS AND 12 TEETH? THE FRONT ROW AT A OAKLAND RAIDERS HOME GAME
ChronicRaiderJoeBump Posted September 18, 2011 Author Posted September 18, 2011 CJ Spiller is so elusive that he can even dodge that starting position role.
3rdnlng Posted September 18, 2011 Posted September 18, 2011 That's what I'm thinking. Or maybe DC Tom. DC Tom doesn't have access to the internet today. He's been driving around a traffic circle for the last two hours looking for his Mensa meeting place.
papazoid Posted September 18, 2011 Posted September 18, 2011 Q: What do you call 2 Raider fans carrying a garbage can? A: Pallbearers.
EasternOHBillsFan Posted September 18, 2011 Posted September 18, 2011 Raiders fans are only able to watch the games because the prison system is overcrowded in many states.
ChronicRaiderJoeBump Posted September 18, 2011 Author Posted September 18, 2011 The bills front office is so bad that they can draft DBs several times a draft and still have a sub-par defensive backfield
phillyrich Posted September 18, 2011 Posted September 18, 2011 Hey Raider nation, you may have a big bad ass O Line, but they are slow feet wise. You will be in for a shock when you watch our much bigger and quicker D, than in years past, defend the run good enough to win today. 24 - 13 Bills.
ChronicRaiderJoeBump Posted September 18, 2011 Author Posted September 18, 2011 (edited) ......................... Edited September 18, 2011 by ChronicRaiderJoeBump
hondo in seattle Posted September 18, 2011 Posted September 18, 2011 The Bills are going down today! We have the best rushing attack in the league and our receivers can beat your receivers in a track race running backwards. Our defense is also the best in the league with the most amazingest defensive line eva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus everyone one else on this team rocks. Did you know that we rested most of our good palyers last week against the broncos because we didn't want them to get hurt. Here are the x-factors today 1. We will put immense pressure on fitzgerald. He will suck today like he sucked last year. 2. We will stop your rushing attack. Fred tayler must be 40 years old by now, why is he even still in the league. 3. We will rush the ball down your throat. I heard you have a linebacker named kelsay. He is so slow that it takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. 4. We will spot your team 500 yards in penalties and turnovers today because we are a bunch of undisciplined players that have HEART!!!!!!!!! HERE ARE THE REAL X- FACTORS 1. Al Davis will disrupt the game plan by calling in deep passing plays in from his geriatric psych ward in California. The problem is that the Raiders locker room looks like a M.A.S.H. unit. There are no healthy receivers on the roster. None. The one or two reserves without physical ailments have mental ones. 2. Fitz and Freddy will tear the Raiders apart, teaching you to remember their correct names. 3. The Raiders are poorly coached and undisciplined. The Refs will get tennis elbow from throwing flags on cheater Raider penalties. At least one TD will be called back. And that will be the only time a Raider sees the endzone. 4. The Bills revamped front seven will stop the Raider run game and the Raiders can't pass. Campbell will suck like he did last year, with or without pressure. Dink and dunk with 4 yards per attempt won't get it done in "The Ralph."
papazoid Posted September 18, 2011 Posted September 18, 2011 two raider fans are in a car, driving down Abbott Rd, flat out drunk. Who's driving? THE COPS
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted September 18, 2011 Posted September 18, 2011 The bills front office is so bad that they can draft DBs several times a draft and still have a sub-par defensive backfield That is sadly true. Your mom is so ugly when she went into a haunted house, they handed her an application.
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