ChronicRaiderJoeBump Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 The Bills are going down today! We have the best rushing attack in the league and our receivers can beat your receivers in a track race running backwards. Our defense is also the best in the league with the most amazingest defensive line eva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus everyone one else on this team rocks. Did you know that we rested most of our good palyers last week against the broncos because we didn't want them to get hurt. Here are the x-factors today 1. We will put immense pressure on fitzgerald. He will suck today like he sucked last year. 2. We will stop your rushing attack. Fred tayler must be 40 years old by now, why is he even still in the league. 3. We will rush the ball down your throat. I heard you have a linebacker named kelsay. He is so slow that it takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. 4. We will spot your team 500 yards in penalties and turnovers today because we are a bunch of undisciplined players that have HEART!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Oh, great - another 18-year-old with no girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChronicRaiderJoeBump Posted September 18, 2011 Author Share Posted September 18, 2011 Your runningback fred taylor is so old he knew Burger King while he was a prince Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phlegm Alley Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Another poster who thinks our QBs name is Fitzgerald Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zackry00 Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 When did we pick up Fred Taylor? If we actually did have him on the Bills, I'd make fun of his age too. Typical Raiders fan, doesn't know much about football. If you did, you'd probably be a fan of another team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChronicRaiderJoeBump Posted September 18, 2011 Author Share Posted September 18, 2011 Leodis McKelvin is so dumb, he took a kickoff out of the endzone with a large lead late in a game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsRUs Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 The Bills are going down today! We have the best rushing attack in the league and our receivers can beat your receivers in a track race running backwards. Our defense is also the best in the league with the most amazingest defensive line eva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus everyone one else on this team rocks. Did you know that we rested most of our good palyers last week against the broncos because we didn't want them to get hurt. Here are the x-factors today 1. We will put immense pressure on fitzgerald. He will suck today like he sucked last year. 2. We will stop your rushing attack. Fred tayler must be 40 years old by now, why is he even still in the league. 3. We will rush the ball down your throat. I heard you have a linebacker named kelsay. He is so slow that it takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. 4. We will spot your team 500 yards in penalties and turnovers today because we are a bunch of undisciplined players that have HEART!!!!!!!!! That was funny. with regard to everything else......BRING IT ONNNNN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChronicRaiderJoeBump Posted September 18, 2011 Author Share Posted September 18, 2011 Michael Jasper is so fat his picture weighs ten pounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockinon Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Here is what is going to happen when your Raider's come to Buffalo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq_kiAmHV50&feature=player_embedded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChronicRaiderJoeBump Posted September 18, 2011 Author Share Posted September 18, 2011 Tyler Thigpin is so aimless and inaccurate, they make him wear a helmet on the sidelines so he doesn't run into anything hard and hurt himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Raider fan is so dumb they think a quarterback is a refund. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Hey contagiousraiderjoesbumps, THIS ISN"T THE AFC WEST!!! - This guy will not be heard from after 4:00 today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChronicRaiderJoeBump Posted September 18, 2011 Author Share Posted September 18, 2011 The back of Merriman's jersey says..............FRAGILE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 The Bills are going down today! We have the best rushing attack in the league and our receivers can beat your receivers in a track race running backwards. Our defense is also the best in the league with the most amazingest defensive line eva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus everyone one else on this team rocks. Did you know that we rested most of our good palyers last week against the broncos because we didn't want them to get hurt. Here are the x-factors today 1. We will put immense pressure on fitzgerald. He will suck today like he sucked last year. 2. We will stop your rushing attack. Fred tayler must be 40 years old by now, why is he even still in the league. 3. We will rush the ball down your throat. I heard you have a linebacker named kelsay. He is so slow that it takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. 4. We will spot your team 500 yards in penalties and turnovers today because we are a bunch of undisciplined players that have HEART!!!!!!!!! Crayonz, is that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChronicRaiderJoeBump Posted September 18, 2011 Author Share Posted September 18, 2011 Little does the world know (because who cares about buffalo) but the bills discovered the first half human/half dinosaur. Roscoe parrish apparently has the arms of a t-rex. The Bills front offense is so inept, I heard their scout takes tips from his friends's brother's cousin named SKOOBY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir andrew Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 3. We will rush the ball down your throat. I heard you have a linebacker named kelsay. He is so slow that it takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan1959 Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Michael Jasper is so fat his picture weighs ten pounds He's actually lost a lot of weight...you might have mixed up his picture in your wallet with the one of your mom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChronicRaiderJoeBump Posted September 18, 2011 Author Share Posted September 18, 2011 the buffalo jills are so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Oh, great - another 18-year-old with no girlfriend. I think you're missing some Sar Chasm here. Raider fan is so dumb they think a quarterback is a refund. This thread is hysterical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Crayonz, is that you? That's what I'm thinking. Or maybe DC Tom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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