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I think we all know which God I was referring to- the one true living God: the American God. You see, my faith in this American God is so strong that I believe even if I was born in a poor Indian village along the Ganges and everyone that had ever lived in that village was Hindu and I had never even been exposed to said American God, that he would reveal himself to me somehow and I would believe in Him. And it was He that caused Stevie Johnson to drop that ball against the Steelers and thusly, He who is behind #99 lining up at Defensive End against Kansas City on Sunday. Praise His name.

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Maybe the good lord will cause Belicheck to get tired of caoching and retire and take Marsha with him

 

Let the good lord guide us to sweet, glorious victory over said infidels first.

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