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Santa Claus under miscellaneous??? :thumbdown:

He can be a good guy and has done a lot for kids, but in the middle of July when he has had a few too many drinks....................DICK. He is a mean drunk most of the time.

 

One time I remember him putting a broomstick handle through the spokes of Stephen Hawking's wheelchair and Hawking went @$$ over teakettle onto the floor. So he is funny too, but he treats waitresses very poorly and yells a lot about short people so he is mostly mean.

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He can be a good guy and has done a lot for kids, but in the middle of July when he has had a few too many drinks....................DICK. He is a mean drunk most of the time.

 

One time I remember him putting a broomstick handle through the spokes of Stephen Hawking's wheelchair and Hawking went @$$ over teakettle onto the floor. So he is funny too, but he treats waitresses very poorly and yells a lot about short people so he is mostly mean.

:lol: :lol:

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... And this just became my sig line for Pats week.

 

Dikipedia: Tom Brady

 

"On February 3, 2008, Tom Brady brought his team, with their perfect 18-0 record, to the Super bowl where he promptly choked and was beaten by a banged-up team of young players led by a guy who is not even the best quarterback in his immediate family."

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Does Crayonz do the writing for them?

 

Under Steve Jobs:

 

"...Although Jobs claims not to eat meat or poultry, he does occasionally eat fish. This type of vegetarian is known as a lazy hypocrite.

 

Jobs was one of the first CEOs to wear mock turtlenecks. Now they’re all doing it."

 

:lol:

 

 

 

 

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He can be a good guy and has done a lot for kids, but in the middle of July when he has had a few too many drinks....................DICK. He is a mean drunk most of the time.

 

One time I remember him putting a broomstick handle through the spokes of Stephen Hawking's wheelchair and Hawking went @$$ over teakettle onto the floor. So he is funny too, but he treats waitresses very poorly and yells a lot about short people so he is mostly mean.

 

Plus, he lives in Canada.

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