\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20110831/NEWS010701/110831014
BuffaloBill Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 At least the guy knows he has a problem .... Yikes.
DC Tom Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 It's a good thing they caught him before he escalated to patio furniture.
Cugalabanza Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 My favorite part... Tobergta yanked up his pants, took the raft and fled, the report states.
Beerball Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 It's a good thing they caught him before he escalated to patio furniture. Thank god the picnic table is safe!
BillsFanM.D. Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 "Most famously, Tobergta admitted to an Oct. 24, 2002, incident in which he was charged with stealing a $30 plastic pumpkin and then having sex with it. A woman reported to police she saw him outside her home in the 2100 block of Freeman Avenue, humping the 4-foot, inflatable and illuminated pumpkin used as a Halloween decoration." That's all I have to say about that.
Guffalo Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 One would have to assume that plastic toy soldiers and barbie dolls were the gateway items to his current condition
BuffaloBill Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 One would have to assume that plastic toy soldiers and barbie dolls were the gateway items to his current condition He seems to be more interested in inflatable objects ..... Watch your beach balls and pool floats. The guy may totally lose it near a bounce house.
DC Tom Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 He seems to be more interested in inflatable objects ..... Isn't that what Pamela Anderson's breasts are for?
Beerball Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 One would have to assume that plastic toy soldiers and barbie dolls were the gateway items to his current condition Put yourself in his shorts. Tell me you wouldn't hit this.
DC Tom Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 Put yourself in his shorts. Tell me you wouldn't hit this. Now that's a pool raft you can take home to mother...
shrader Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 I like how the family blamed his ADD. Yeah, that's the problem.
Just Jack Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 Put yourself in his shorts. Tell me you wouldn't hit this. Ribbed..... for your pleasure.
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