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Bills suck bills suck bills

Suck bills suck bills suck bills suck

Wide right bills suck suck

 

Winner. It's almost a bitter tone poem and should be a hit on the poetry slam circut.

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Pretty good, but that's a limerick, not a haiku.

 

 

The Ghost of Todd Collins by I.P. Freely

There once was a man from Nantucket,

He never wanted to see J.P. Tuck it,

So he asked for Trent,

All the $ it did went,

And now we have a Harvard QB who can't chuck it

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There once was a man from Harvard

Who could throw a ball the length of the barnyard

Until one day he became a Bill

And the long pass was no longer a thrill

And the offense became more and more backward

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