/dev/null Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2011/aug/18/aliens-destroy-humanity-protect-civilisations When I first read that I Then after a second, I realized some people would take it seriously. That makes me and want to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2011/aug/18/aliens-destroy-humanity-protect-civilisations When I first read that I Then after a second, I realized some people would take it seriously. That makes me and want to That's satire, right? Tell me that's satire. If that's not satire, it's the stupidest "news" I've read since Merriman got shot and killed trying to smuggle cocaine across the boarder... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 That's satire, right? Tell me that's satire. If that's not satire, it's the stupidest "news" I've read since Merriman got shot and killed trying to smuggle cocaine across the boarder... Is that like a room and boarder? I would think he would make enough money that he wouldn't have to resort to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Yeah, but we've got Doctor Who. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjnht1k8M7w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCinBuffalo Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 From the comments: "Was the report from scientists or Scientologists?" And you wonder why I call them Environtologists? The new motto for these people "I want to believe". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_In_Norfolk Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 From the comments: "Was the report from scientists or Scientologists?" And you wonder why I call them Environtologists? The new motto for these people "I want to believe". You know, you guys make more sense all the time. I don't believe in the environment, either! I believe in God, which is proven to exist, not science which is an invention of the Liberal Media/Elite establishment. I don't believe in the weather, either, for that matter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCinBuffalo Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 (edited) You know, you guys make more sense all the time. I don't believe in the environment, either! I believe in God, which is proven to exist, not science which is an invention of the Liberal Media/Elite establishment. I don't believe in the weather, either, for that matter Do you believe in the concept that space aliens would attack us because of our refusal to believe in your religion? I use science, and scientific principles every day. Believe me, in my work everything must be proven, and nothing can be taken on faith. I have no problems with science. Here's the problem for you: whenever credible data surfaces that contradicts your religious beliefs, you tell us to have no faith in it, refuse to explain how it exists, and you treat the scientists who provide it like radical Muslims would a blasphemer. Why? IF we are after the truth here, and not "wanting to believe" how does that square with your behavior? Wait a second...who is the religious zealot here again? Edited August 19, 2011 by OCinBuffalo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 You know, you guys make more sense all the time. I don't believe in the environment, either! I believe in God, which is proven to exist, not science which is an invention of the Liberal Media/Elite establishment. I don't believe in the weather, either, for that matter Postulating that aliens would attack us because global warming makes us a threat to the universe isn't science. How does someone as stupid as you ever manage to learn to use a computer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 20, 2011 Author Share Posted August 20, 2011 How does someone as stupid as you ever manage to learn to use a computer? Please don't disrespect Dave's ability to use a computer As an Information Technology Professional, I make my living thriving on the inability of morons who can't figure out how to press the "Any" key Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 Please don't disrespect Dave's ability to use a computer As an Information Technology Professional, I make my living thriving on the inability of morons who can't figure out how to press the "Any" key Mighty high faluting way to say paperboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob's House Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 My favorite line from the article: "Green" aliens might object to the environmental damage humans have caused on Earth and wipe us out to save the planet. And no, it's not satire. This kind of **** keeps people like Dave up at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCinBuffalo Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 (edited) Please don't disrespect Dave's ability to use a computer As an Information Technology Professional, I make my living thriving on the inability of morons who can't figure out how to press the "Any" key Second! My favorite line from the article: "Green" aliens might object to the environmental damage humans have caused on Earth and wipe us out to save the planet. And no, it's not satire. This kind of **** keeps people like Dave up at night. The fact that: they already bastardized a classic sci-fi movie by changing it's entire premise to suit this exact same scenario(The Day the Earth Stood Still), and bastardized it further by letting Keanu Reeves star in it and ham it up... ...apparently has no effect on Dave. This was in a F'ing awful movie, a movie for Christ's sake! The only thing cool or interesting was the little nano-bugs. This is your definition of "science"? Or, scientific thought? Edited August 21, 2011 by OCinBuffalo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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