BillsFanM.D. Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 http://www.buffalonews.com/incoming/article525514.ece/BINARY/w620/Jets+Maybin+Football.jpg "Hey Mark....I'm your new defensive Wes Craven....only problem is you have bigger 'guns' than me."
BillsVet Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 You're pretty old for being a ball boy here, aren't you?
NaPolian8693 Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 (edited) Newcomer Aaron Maybin attempts to introduce himself as Mark Sanchez and an assistant coach are distracted by a woman exposing her bare feet on the sideline. Edited August 18, 2011 by NaPolian8693
buffalohotwings Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 Newcomer Aaron Maybin attempts to introduce himself as Mark Sanchez and an assistant coach are distracted by a woman exposing her bare feet on the sideline. haha! like this one!
Lurker Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 "Yeah, this is the closest you'll ever get to an NFL quarterback, so enjoy it while it lasts..."
ExWNYer Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 http://www.buffalonews.com/incoming/article525514.ece/BINARY/w620/Jets+Maybin+Football.jpg "Seriously, dude...I'm a QB. You can't even beat ME at thumb wrestling?!" (BTW...what's up with 'Heat Miser' in the background on the far left??)
OCinBuffalo Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 "Hey Aaron, thanks for the Bills defensive playbook and the film session last night. You can get your check from Patty... Oooo! hehehe...the fat lady that just fell down over there, uhhh, right, she better get her shoes back on if she knows what's good for her... anyway, get your check from Patty and be on your way. What's that? Ah, no. No Aaron, you must have misunderstood. We just wanted the playbook, we're all set at TE and S, thanks. Sure, we'll keep you in mind. Yes. Of course. Well, we are fairly sure of our ability to make decisions, being a playoff team and all. Right? Hehe. No. No we don't think the Bills had it in for you. If they did, why did they keep you on the team for so long? Yes well if that's all, I have to go get my ass waxed. Thanks again Aaron."
BillsFanM.D. Posted August 18, 2011 Author Posted August 18, 2011 "Hey Aaron, thanks for the Bills defensive playbook and the film session last night. You can get your check from Patty... Oooo! hehehe...the fat lady that just fell down over there, uhhh, right, she better get her shoes back on if she knows what's good for her... anyway, get your check from Patty and be on your way. What's that? Ah, no. No Aaron, you must have misunderstood. We just wanted the playbook, we're all set at TE and S, thanks. Sure, we'll keep you in mind. Yes. Of course. Well, we are fairly sure of our ability to make decisions, being a playoff team and all. Right? Hehe. No. No we don't think the Bills had it in for you. If they did, why did they keep you on the team for so long? Yes well if that's all, I have to go get my ass waxed. Thanks again Aaron." I just bet a buddy of mine who is a Jets fan that he'd be cut by week 1. I can't wait to show him your 'perceived conversation.' that's hilarious!
OCinBuffalo Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 (edited) I have a another one. This time it's Maybin talking. "Hey Mark! Nice to meet ya. So the Bills got Brad Smith and we...got me. Haha. I bet the Jet fans are just loving how we suckered the Bills on that trade. Uh, yeah, I know it's not a trade, trade, but still. Hey man it's all good, you didn't want that cat coming in and cramping your style anyway. You can play every down, just like me. Speaking of playing where's the locker room? Nobody told me yet. They just took my playbook and told me to report to the Maintenance Department. Is that some sort of new PT thing? You know, I could have used some maintenance this off-season. I had this illness "sitonmyasstosis". Levarr, I mean, the Doctor, said it builds up an intolerance of iron, aluminum, mirrors, cinder blocks, no skid floors, and florescent lights, and, if I listened to Danzig it could make me damn near crazy. What do you mean how did I work out in the gym then? Arrington and I worked out at the same gym every day together. It's called Felchers, in South Beach." Edited August 18, 2011 by OCinBuffalo
BillsFanM.D. Posted August 18, 2011 Author Posted August 18, 2011 I have a another one. This time it's Maybin talking. Speaking of playing where's the locker room? Nobody told me yet. They just took my playbook and told me to report to the Maintenance Department. another instant classic.
mrags Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 "this is the closest Ive ever been to an NFL Quarterback. Back on the Bills they were smart enough to keep me away from anyone with talent, so does that mean you suck? Or is Rex just and idiot?"
billsfan in n.h Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 hi, my name is aron and i will be carrying your jock this season, mr.sanchez.
BillsFanM.D. Posted August 18, 2011 Author Posted August 18, 2011 Sanchez...obviously confused by the look on his face.."Hey Jericho...good to see you. I thought we let you go."
BuffaloBill Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 "So this is what getting to the QB feels like"
Meark Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 (edited) Mark: Hey thanks for the playbook man.. Aaron: Can I have your autograph now? Edited August 18, 2011 by markinsd
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