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there is such a thing as " Beating a Mayhem to Death " you know folks. Although not illegal in most states and currently supported strongly in the western Ny region " it is frowned upon by the Hopeful few but loyal fans...

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I think he's done, but he may get a shot as a 4-3 OLB in a Jauron-esque scheme. Remember that when DJ was here Bryan Scott was a LB so Maybin is definitely big enough for that. I don't think he has the football instincts to do it, but I think he could pull it off athletically.

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Bout the most exciting thing he's ever done for Bills nation.

 

 

I'm sure he's good an blocking the running back from getting out of the backfield and good at catching them when they get slammed on top of him(since he's usually on the ground anyways).

Pease forgive me if it's already been reported, but WGR just reported the JETS are interested. Funny.

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Pease forgive me if it's already been reported, but WGR just reported the JETS are interested. Funny.

Interested in what? A new ball boy or JETS fashion model?

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Pease forgive me if it's already been reported, but WGR just reported the JETS are interested. Funny.

 

 

Interested in what? A new ball boy or JETS fashion model?

 

No, to pick the "brain" of the prized camp cut of a divisional rival. But rest assured...

 

 

Buddy Ryan, napkin wrapped around his neck, steak knife in right hand, two pronged fork in his left, drooling expectantly and wide-eyed leering at the succulent morsel Maybin, being brought to him on a large silver tray by the bearers wearing ancient Egyptian costumes across the large incense-smoke-filled room while pagan drums beat a hypnotic drone of ever-increasing intensity, raises his implements high and then stops in mid descendant arc as he realizes - to his horror - and much as Bills Nation already knew - that there is nothing of worth in this scrap of protoplasm.

 

Farting in disgust, he instructs his sycophants to drag away the scrawny carcass of Maybin, and bring him a dozen lobsters, three roasted turkeys and a pint of Don and Bob's chocolate-almond custard in its place. After finishing his repast, he snaps his fingers and his houri introduce a stream of Victoria's Secret models wearing the latest in bondage footwear. Maybin in completely forgotten.

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He joins the rest of some other Bill's wasted # 1 picks as they did not perform as expected (impact players) drafted so high:

 

Eric Flowers, Mike Williams, J.P. Losman, John McCargo

 

Hopefully we have most all of the dead weight off of this team now and can move onward and upward.

 

Go Bills!

 

 

It's Bills, damnit, not "Bill's" ......Maddening to read the apostrophe malaprop on a Bills message board - by an adult to boot.

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