offyourocker Posted August 13, 2011 Posted August 13, 2011 (edited) Season after season I see the same patterns coming from the Bills m:edia control: - We are going to simplify the plays this years because of the young guys. Simple is better. Reality: simple is because you are not good or smart enough for more complex. - There is always one fat guy that looks a lot leaner and faster than last year. He has lost some weights and we are really excited about what he will do this year. Reality: he was bum when we drafted him, he is know a 20 lbs lighter bum. - There is always an undesrsize guy that has put some weight on. But not just getting fat, he has put weight in all the right places. We are excited about him this year. Reality: we drafted an obviously under sized player for the NFl. He is know only inches and 40 lbs away from being a LB in the NFL. Common, give me a few more. I can think of a couple but I will let you guys participate Edited August 13, 2011 by offyourocker
AReed Deep For 7 Posted August 13, 2011 Posted August 13, 2011 Completely unrelated....... but I know i was really excited when I saw Brady week 1 go down for the season with a knee injury
DrFishfinder Posted August 13, 2011 Posted August 13, 2011 Season after season I see the same patterns coming from the Bills m:edia control: - We are going to simplify the plays this years because of the young guys. Simple is better. Reality: simple is because you are not good or smart enough for more complex. - There is always one fat guy that looks a lot leaner and faster than last year. He has lost some weights and we are really excited about what he will do this year. Reality: he was bum when we drafted him, he is know a 20 lbs lighter bum. - There is always an undesrsize guy that has put some weight on. But not just getting fat, he has put weight in all the right places. We are excited about him this year. Reality: we drafted an obviously under sized player for the NFl. He is know only inches and 40 lbs away from being a LB in the NFL. Common, give me a few more. I can think of a couple but I will let you guys participate - "Jim Kelly is coming out on the field!"
NoSaint Posted August 13, 2011 Posted August 13, 2011 We have cut or let a starter go to give way to our latest late round gem
bills44 Posted August 13, 2011 Posted August 13, 2011 "Nate Turner had a great offseason. Look for him to be a factor in the passing game this season."
ExWNYer Posted August 13, 2011 Posted August 13, 2011 Season after season I see the same patterns coming from the Bills m:edia control: - We are going to simplify the plays this years because of the young guys. Simple is better. Reality: simple is because you are not good or smart enough for more complex. - There is always one fat guy that looks a lot leaner and faster than last year. He has lost some weights and we are really excited about what he will do this year. Reality: he was bum when we drafted him, he is know a 20 lbs lighter bum. - There is always an undesrsize guy that has put some weight on. But not just getting fat, he has put weight in all the right places. We are excited about him this year. Reality: we drafted an obviously under sized player for the NFl. He is know only inches and 40 lbs away from being a LB in the NFL. Common, give me a few more. I can think of a couple but I will let you guys participate - We are going to build through the draft. Splashy free agents are not the way to go. Reality: Bills fans become giddy with anticipation and another draft comes and goes without an offensive tackle being taken in the first three rounds.
WellDressed Posted August 13, 2011 Posted August 13, 2011 Juri Santander was left at baggage claim again.
first_and_ten Posted August 13, 2011 Posted August 13, 2011 Completely unrelated....... but I know i was really excited when I saw Brady week 1 go down for the season with a knee injury I don't root for injuries, but I do admit it's easy to dislike Brady.
RU Serious Posted August 13, 2011 Posted August 13, 2011 (edited) FREE HOT DOGS TO FIRST FIFTY IN GATE... just pay shipping and handling charges Edited August 13, 2011 by RU Serious
offyourocker Posted August 13, 2011 Author Posted August 13, 2011 - We are going to build through the draft. Splashy free agents are not the way to go. Reality: Bills fans become giddy with anticipation and another draft comes and goes without an offensive tackle being taken in the first three rounds. I like this one a lot. Well I dont. You know what I mean.
Beerball Posted August 13, 2011 Posted August 13, 2011 What about: Chosen off of the waiver wire... or Signed street free agent...
offyourocker Posted August 13, 2011 Author Posted August 13, 2011 I don't root for injuries, but I do admit it's easy to dislike Brady. Yeah he sucks but i would trade my life with his in a heart beat
ExWNYer Posted August 13, 2011 Posted August 13, 2011 I like this one a lot. Well I dont. You know what I mean. Sadly, I, and a lot of other Bills fans, do know what you mean.
SoggyHog Posted August 13, 2011 Posted August 13, 2011 Competition makes us all better. Translation: "We don't have any Franchise guys, so we're looking for a "Diamond-in-the-rough!"
BiggieScooby Posted August 13, 2011 Posted August 13, 2011 Sucking bad helps drive concession sales....you sell more beer when your fans are depressed.
High Mark Posted August 13, 2011 Posted August 13, 2011 We like who we have at positions A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z.... REALITY: The players at positions A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z all suck and we [the front office] are too incompetent to find adequate replacements.
Sisyphean Bills Posted August 13, 2011 Posted August 13, 2011 - _______ was cut by _______. Let's sign him! (Reality: It's all about Luck.)
first_and_ten Posted August 13, 2011 Posted August 13, 2011 - _______ was cut by _______. Let's sign him! (Reality: It's all about Andrew Luck.) corrected
Bob in STL Posted August 13, 2011 Posted August 13, 2011 1. To many holes, this thing will take time, but we will turn it around. 2. Not gonna make a splash in free agency, gonna build through the draft and keep our own players. 3. The fans are great and deserve better ... I know we have to show you the baby. yada yada yada
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